Joshua L Wallace

Actuary, singer, aspiring philanthropist

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@asymmetricinfo Bold prediction: nobody

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@signulll I like this bit

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@esrtweet I really wish UBI would work and this argument always crashes my hopes

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@mariachong I will share a similar story. As a sophomore in college I enrolled in a senior level math class. First quiz was one page, and the professor returned it with 7 pages of brutal notes in red felt tip pen. 75% of students dropped after that but it taught me how to prove and to think

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@IMAO_ Austin Powers taught me that if you’re feeling shy around a cute girl you can just adopt a fake persona and ask her if you make her horny baby and the answer might surprise you

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@Joseph_Fasano_ We do this in choir, then share it out at the end of the concert season

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@ArtemisConsort Truly the best of all possible worlds

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@GianmarcoSoresi Well played sir 🫡

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@constans I’ve heard this called the Taco Bell Theory of Economics

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@ArtemisConsort Inject that straight into veins

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@GiffLasta She loves burgers. Sometimes I might prefer making fish, but if she tells me she’s craving a burger tonight then I’m firing up the grill.

It’s not a perfect metaphor, so poke holes. How is this different than Abby’s scenario 3?

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@InternetH0F Two cute girls complimented my v neck in Central Park and I’ve been riding that high for 20 years

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@monsterhunter45 I wish I funded mitochondrial RNA research. But I probably funded the payroll of some dude in some government building who pours ketchup and checks that it flows within acceptable regulatory limits

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@rhett__15 Maybe try a “hail and well met!”

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@GamewithDave Many good choices but I’ll put my vote behind Octopath Traveler

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“Colorado may regard its policy as essential to public health and safety. Certainly, censorious governments throughout history have believed the same.”

Gotta love Justice Neil Gorsuch

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@Maguro_Maznaga Hell yeah, so do we. If you can visit, find a national park and see the for yourself!

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@shira_mari_camp I do not know why this appeared on my timeline but I am happy for you

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@paleonormie This is how insurance is supposed to work. Pool risks of similar cost together and charge each pool a premium proportional to the amount of risk

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@MadamSavvy Counterpoint:
Root beer is excellent.