Wallace

Let me fly

[Wallace @wallacelkl]

Make the simple play

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@ch7ho I open twitter for the first time in months and this is what I see, beautiful.

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Who needs therapy when you can just sit in the car after a long day.

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You know you have matured when you let a blister heal without popping it

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@tr1e__ What about today?

[Wallace @wallacelkl]

@tr1e__ No

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Vacation been sparkling that I haven’t been on twitter for months, we back though.

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Summer break is almost over and I didn't get a sparkling vacation, tough.

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I discovered Malasadas, the superior donut.

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My only regret is this hole.
How could such a flaw be permitted?

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I just sat on the toilet, made a post on my spam, then I got up and left. Then I realized I forgot to shit so I went back to take one.

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@tr1e__ Thanks babe 😘

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I kind of enjoy low key Yaoi art because it’s inspiration for stuff I do to the homies but I’m straight, trust.

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@triho_ I thought man was going to say crypto but then man said twitch subs

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@ccadenzahiho Change that to “I want to study effectively and spend more time in the gym”, you got this bro

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Chicken is so good, chicken would eat chicken

- Dude working at Shawarma joint

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I love bento boxes

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@ccadenzahiho Patience g

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I joined Twitter like 9 years ago just to get rewards for some Facebook game, and now I just do troll tweets.
#MyTwitterAnniversary

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@ccadenzahiho I’m Todo but idt ur itadori

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Be the type of dude that reracks improperly racked weights while resting between sets

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@ccadenzahiho Yessir

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@ccadenzahiho They say thic thighs saves lives but would you rather save lives or wear jeans?