Mark “The Eater” Walleyberg

I love the Knicks, Whack-A-Mole, Anteaters, and SpongeBob but I hate Zach Edey and Larry June

[Mark “The Eater” Walleyberg @walleyberg]

Stop playing with your little worm and go get some sugar

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Me and this dude at work were next to each other in the stalls and we were trading porcelain bombs with each other

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@DingBangFook @LAM3L0BALL Cool guy alert

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I was on the toilet so long at work that I made a butt print on the porcelain

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ADAM22 SOMEHOW MADE THE EDP445 DOCUMENTARY ABOUT PEOPLE FUCKING HIS WIFE.

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Woke up and immediately started thinking about Travis Outlaw

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You ever seen a girl so ugly on Instagram you have to close the app?

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I feel like Mitch McConnell would give great head

[Mark “The Eater” Walleyberg @walleyberg]

I look at my girl the same way a Mexican looks at Gears of War

[Mark “The Eater” Walleyberg @walleyberg]

Put your penis in that man and kill him

[Mark “The Eater” Walleyberg @walleyberg]

FRANCE ARE OUT OF THE WORLD CUP

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Might rent something on GameFly to feel something

[Mark “The Eater” Walleyberg @walleyberg]

Do you know what it’s like to be on a table for hours and have long appendages pick and prod your rear end?

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I got fired from my job but because Ronaldo is kicked out of the World Cup I’m perfectly fine

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Stopped appearing offline on Xbox to feel something

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@misfitcamp @_Judlaw @espn Wow you’re so fucking annoying

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Live picture of me when my wife gets back from the gym and takes her socks off

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I asked my boss for a raise and she did this to me

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I need cheese mon

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@thepoetpreneur @nypost Ronaldo is from Europe