Holly Fred

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[Holly Fred @wally_]

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[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad

[Craig Murray @CraigMurrayOrg]

I really don't care which genocidal member of Labour Friends of Israel is Prime Minister.

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

party in the backrooms

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[kart @strawbrryk8]

Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*sniffs in your direction with my proboscis*

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my beautiful tiny rat wife

[HisRoyalFlyness The Timbersmith @FlyIngenuity]

"And fuck these cones in particular"

[SpongeBob's Wife🥹🥹 @ToxicSideChick_]

Convincing a girl that you love her just to have sex and dump her is very rapey btw

[bonnie @fwrosting]

if your baby is ugly im not hiding my cigarette around it

[J @BigJamzLdn]

We’re all here tweeting about reform voters like any of them can read

[ti. @LUTTI_x]

I love illegal immigration get tf in here girl 😛

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

What’s everyone’s plans for the upcoming pandemic? I’m going to learn Careless Whisper on the glockenspiel.

[gas station boner pill 🔞 @sapphyrnidae95]

I work in a vet clinic that sees pretty much any type of animal and today an owner got to spend $437 to learn that her goose is not injured he’s just faking it to get more treats

[father stretch my bandz @MILKANDH3NNY]

they are fucking at these run clubs
I have evidence