Geoffrey Walter

Honestly uninteresting. Uninterestingly honest.

[Prova @pizzaprova]

Thanks for the love #EaterLA!! 🍕#Repost @eater_la: A duo of excellent pizzas at @pizzaprov… http://t.co/sp6KFu3oWw

[Coal Fired Pizza @ProvPizza]

All I care about is pizza and like two people #HappyFriday #PizzaProv #PizzaRI

[Geoffrey Walter @walsnack]

@pizzafreshslice ever been watching live theatre and craved a fresh slice? #pizzaprov @InstantTheatre

[Geoffrey Walter @walsnack]

@NicliPizzeria Your Pizza is Great! Ever put candy on it? #pizzaprov @InstantTheatre

[Geoffrey Walter @walsnack]

@PizzaCarano I tried Sour Keys on a Pizza at #Pizzaprov! You should try it! @InstantTheatre

[Geoffrey Walter @walsnack]

@pizzeriafarina Have you ever tried cooking a Pizza live on stage during an improv set? #Pizzaprov @InstantTheatre

[ronald dario @ronalddario]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing rappers that a 12 min outro track is acceptable.

[Geoffrey Walter @walsnack]

The first 15 minutes of @middleearthgame is a lot like the first 15 minutes of Up. #imnotcrying

[dollar store kirk hammett @olivesagan]

Tattoo artists should have to make people getting tribal tattoos read and sign a disclaimer by law.

[Geoffrey Walter @walsnack]

Whenever I call @LongMcQuade it sounds like their employees are moments from suicide. #sadphonevoice

[Geoffrey Walter @walsnack]

@SUBWAY needs to be more sensitive to guys with beards. Only 2 napkins with my sweet onion sub?? #beardproblems

[Geoffrey Walter @walsnack]

It's so hot in #yvr that today I woke up feeling like a cinnamon bun. Hot, sticky, and covered in raisins

[Geoffrey Walter @walsnack]

If movies have taught me anything, it's that there's always cool stuff happening all around me that I'm not invited too.

[Geoffrey Walter @walsnack]

Roy Keane, Canadians have seen that hit before. It's called "the Crosby" #woldcup2014 #sidneycrosby

[ronald dario @ronalddario]

When it comes to punctuality for a job interview, you're either so 3008 or you're so 2000 and late.

[dollar store kirk hammett @olivesagan]

Give my homie @walsnack a follow for what I'm sure will be hilarious tweets

[Geoffrey Walter @walsnack]

Vancouver, a city of young attractive people, dressed liked old people. #yvr