BraxtoneWalter

cool humble man

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Akothee transformation can be noticed,this is because she’s intending to Join Migori politics and she has to be Mama Kanisa to attract votes.

[BraxtoneWalter @WalterBraxtone1]

@AtworiYa It is what it is.

[KIJANA WA ATWORI 🔸 @AtworiYa]

Johnny Walker after tasting Kenyan counterfeits ....

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇳🇱 Joshua Zirkzee has turned down a move to Fiorentina after €5m loan plus €30m buy option clause proposal sent to Manchester United on Wednesday.

Juventus have approached Man United tonight for Zirkzee as they did with Newcastle for Woltemade, in case Jonathan David leaves.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

How to smash different types of women:

Fat women — take them out to eat, they love food

Bad bitches — take them on a vacation, they love to "travel" but broke

9 to 5 bitches — give them transport to work, you'll fxck in the car

Straight up hoes — just pay, these one are straightforward

Hoodrats — buy some Brutal Fruit/Ice Tropez/Savannah & shisha/hooker

Instagram/Tik Tok bitches — book a BnB with a pool, so she can twerk in her swimwear

Bougie bitches — flex some money (even if it's not yours)

Single moms — buy a lil something for her kid(s)

Graduate bitches — get them flowers, they think of themselves as sophisticated/classy

Gym bitches — buy some supplements for her workouts

[winner 🏆 @Eugic001]

Human greedy was explained. 💯📌

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

These aunties were completely shocked after hearing she claims to have slept with over 1,000 guys in one year

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Hiyo nugu ya son of kumanina, tumezima,

Next casualty please!

In the meantime☺️

Muhahahahanahaaaa

TUTAM MAR OBOT MERU🖕❤️😁

[BraxtoneWalter @WalterBraxtone1]

@KoaWeb3 Only God can save us.

[BraxtoneWalter @WalterBraxtone1]

@Kriisstie_M It's looks like this PCEA denomination is dominated by KIKUYU ethnicy,

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Maybe the older gents can tell us this, does there exist a point in life where you stop getting worried of ever going broke? Or does this internal fear of poverty follow you to your deathbed? Is there a point you feel you have money,enough money that going broke again gets out of your mental equation. Does it exist or its just a theory alot of us have in mind

I remember talking to a class mate of mine some time back,and he told me he was looking forward to the days he will be paying all his bills and remain with 100k doing nothing,just chilling in his Mpesa

His dream was my reality. I had about 1.7Million then,in my account,and the satisfaction this guy thought he would have,I didnt have it. Even with 1.7M I felt I needed to make more money,it wasnt enough. Now im wondering is there something like ‘enough money’ or are we all just chasing wind

[Eric @amerix]

If you have a baby mama,

— Do you have sex with her?

Does she ask for sex?

Especially when you go to pick your child on the weekend for bonding?

Be honest.

#ManDay

[BraxtoneWalter @WalterBraxtone1]

@Mrmemeess Bitch can be replaced, kids can't.

[Memeguy @Mrmemeess]

Based...

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Edwin Sifuna: We are a different generation; we are not our fathers, we will mess you up William Ruto. Hatukuogopi. Niliskia Senator wa Nyandarua alisema anaheshimu Ruto lakini hamuogopi. Mimi nataka Ruto ajue simuheshimu na simuogopi. Nina sababu, respect is a two-way highway

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

If you have been in Nairobi long enough you’ll know that any concert that targets a demographic that is 33years and below always ends up as a disappointment,or catastrophy despite the overcharging. Probably because the organizers are more concerned about the money they make and not the expirience they give,they’re young

Us the real Gwangis know this,thats why we never rush,we dont have the FOMO. Sisi tunangoja his exellency Ferre Golla,son of wenge musica. Hapa sasa ujue ticket huwa hazianikwi mtandaoni kama nguo kwa ploti,apana. We have decorum. Hapa ticket huwa sinasambaswa whatsapp kama pornographic material. And they’re usually limited.

Na ujue ni live band,wimbo inaimbwa vile aliimba 1997. This is where us the self proclaimed millionares with shares in loss making Companies like Airtel and Kenya airways meet. Mziki inaingia mpaka kwa vena cava nakwambia.

Siet! Endeleeni kuenda concert mnaambiwa inua mkono moja juu after every 3 minutes mkiulizwa Nairobi are you ready. Kasia sana!

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

A boda boda rider in Nairobi publicly warned by fellow riders and bystanders against transporting a severely intoxicated female passenger who was slumped unconscious on his bike.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Bruno Fernandes may be taking home the match ball, but for him it's all about the team ❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 OFFICIAL: Bradley Barcola has joined Liverpool from PSG. ⚡️

A move revealed since May and now completed.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 BREAKING: Barcelona agree deal to sign Gabriel Jesus from Arsenal, here we go!

Exclusive details: medical booked on Monday, #AFC to receive €10m package plus add-ons for permament deal.

Gabriel Jesus will travel for medical as authorized by Arsenal.