victor johnson

Life is awesome and so are you c:

[victor johnson @wambowaffles]

The DNC didnt actually get hacked, they got their password phished from some phony email. #sostupid #deserved

[victor johnson @wambowaffles]

I fucking love late night #breakfast

[relatable @byreIatable]

When someone talks about having a 4.0

[victor johnson @wambowaffles]

@WalshFreedom but like what difference does it make which god he believes in? #separatechurchfromstate

[victor johnson @wambowaffles]

@norm mine is to learn how to balance a social life with a job and engineering classes

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Has everyone made their New Year's resolution that they'll keep for a week?

[victor johnson @wambowaffles]

I feel so judged by people that i consider lying to them and saying im cheating or gonna fo drugs. But really i just crave #breakfast

[victor johnson @wambowaffles]

I sneak out of my house in the middle of the night and dont tell anyone. But i do it because i have cravings

[victor johnson @wambowaffles]

And one day later...

[victor johnson @wambowaffles]

@WalshFreedom @CBSPolitics just simply it

[victor johnson @wambowaffles]

I think i can say that 2016 had the best christmas ever for me. #alliwantforchristmasisyou #igotthat

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Sad that I have to tweet this out so often, but please don't drink & drive. Cheers turn into tears when you mix the two. #TurnUpResponsibly

[victor johnson @wambowaffles]

I hate that im trying to stay sober but im surrounded by alcoholic brasilians. Maybe next week #liquor

[victor johnson @wambowaffles]

@LouDobbs no hes not you forgot about bush and nixon and bush sr. And carter

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Decaf coffee is the definition of waste.

[victor johnson @wambowaffles]

I LITERALLY hate sia #sia