James Whaley

is this a test? this feels like a test....

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

Ok that’s it, I’m taking my virginity back

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

The best Dad trio is here! Snag the Hank Hill, Bob Belcher, and Cleveland Brown Outfits in the Shop…TONIGHT!

[Clutch.app @PlayOnClutch]

Patchy Mix head movement:

#UFC316

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

@ufc @Bautista_mma Patchy when the octagon door closed

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

Remember when everyone wanted a hover board? Like, they where fucking everywhere and now nobody cares about them anymore…

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

I don’t care how old I get, bugs will always freak me the fuck out.

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

I could be tired all day but as soon as I lay down in bed I can’t go to sleep… won’t even yawn… wtf is wrong with me

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

@madelinegray23 That man’s got the voice of an angel

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

Still one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to though!🤘🤘

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

So at the concert I went to yesterday I decided to buy a @TheWordAlive vinyl to add to my new collection, and after the concert I was waiting on my Uber tired as hell because I just got done screaming and jumping. Well the Uber got there and I hopped in… I left my fucking vinyl

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

@TypicalTressa

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

I remember being a little tot and having dreams of me peeing and then waking up to find that I’ve wet the bed, but I’ve had dreams as a grown adult where I’ve peed and then wake up freaking out thinking that I’ve peed the bed but didn’t… just really had to pee… random thought

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

@elijahwitt I don’t care what frat that you was in, you can’t alpha me keep dreamin’, pineapple juice like it was sweet, sweet, sweet semen @jackharlow

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

As if 2021 wasn’t bad enough, it just had to take Betty White with it to🙄 screw 2021 and here’s to 2022🍻🍻

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

When/if I ever have a daughter I’m gonna name her lizard and call her Liz while she’s growing up so that everyone calls her that and then one day some dudes gonna have to ask her “oh, Liz is short for Elizabeth?” And she gonna have to say “nah dude, my names lizard” 🤙

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

If chipotle was a woman, I would marry it.

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

I gotta poop so effing bad

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

@MileyCyrus Hi weed I’m dad

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

Wow… I’m drunk

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

Fuck it, I’m about to start grinding

[James Whaley @wamesjhaley]

Your know what, I practice guitar way to much to not show anyone