ZEMBEKI

GREAT THINKER

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

if you don't have your own story, you become part of someone else's

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

Real Bride Price =
Asking Bride Price ÷ (Number of men slept with + 1)

Example:

If Susan has slept with 29 men, and the asking bride price by her parents is KSh 450,000:

Real Bride Price = 450,000 ÷ (29 + 1)
= 450,000 ÷ 30
= KSh 15,000

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

@c0mmandderr 😂

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

Jesus was a carpenter which means for a split second when they handed him his cross he probably clocked it and was like hmmm cedar

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my constant puns about Africa.

Kenya believe that?

Ghana miss her if she goes.

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

Watu wa constitutionalism and rule of law want us to live with illegals and undocumented foreigners. Awuoro😂

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Just had a call with someone on who made $180million in one transaction and came away really impressed.

He shared with me how he became a dollar billionaire:

1. 4:30 AM wakeup
2. Cold showers
3. Gratitude journal
4. Meditate
5. Dad was a former President who stole money

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

😂kama mimi niliamua na stick infinix

[KaBaRiTa♠️ @_KaBaRiTa]

Pia counterfeit haitaki kumix..ukiamua unakunywa Samsung S25 stick to Samsung. Ukiaanza kuonjaonja mafridge sijui Ramtons..Unaharibu bro!

[KaBaRiTa♠️ @_KaBaRiTa]

Pia counterfeit haitaki kumix..ukiamua unakunywa Samsung S25 stick to Samsung. Ukiaanza kuonjaonja mafridge sijui Ramtons..Unaharibu bro!

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

@ngurekimathi_ 😂labda bibi

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

We really need to appreciate the role of absent fathers in the society.

[The Cake Lady @got_cake]

She IS the club 🔥🔥🔥
Accra, Ghana 🇬🇭

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

@ksbtips @badlyer123 @grok @HEBobiwine this is proper!!

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

@grok @HasanMahat @badlyer123 @HEBabuOwino this is proper!!

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

Uyu ni learner kweli? 👀

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

@kijanayamwingii We really need to appreciate the role of absent fathers in the society.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

My contribution to society is whenever I meet a person with an inflated sense of self importance I humble them a little by pretending not to remember their name . I once met kimani ichùngwa and called him peter ken 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

@WiaseNyame She is a black albino bro

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

@kijanayamwingii We really need to appreciate the role of absent fathers in the society.

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

We really need to appreciate the role of absent fathers in the society.

[Amazing @kijanayamwingii]

Who's she and why are her videos trending?

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

Men are not scared of intelligent women

They are scared of idiots who think they're intelligent

[ZEMBEKI @wanami37]

Blaming murder on hormones is equal to blaming rape on testosterone