Billy Zoom

Gentleman bandit. Mostly writing lately, in fact, the famous guitarist Billy Zoom. It's my little joke.

[Billy Zoom @wanderlustpdx]

@elder_plinius Learn how to play a few chords on a guitar, start a band, travel the world, get crazy laid, possibly even get rich.

[Billy Zoom @wanderlustpdx]

@ThuleanFuturist It's the phones. Social media. They drive you crazy, intentionally, in order to get you hooked so you click more and they make more money.

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@9mmsmg Nah, it's cool in Thailand. Singapore and Dubai, definitely a bad plan.

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@lennonandmarx I guess I don't hate it. It's real, real boring; but there's a halfway interesting melody in there, and his voice is also mildly interesting. Production, instrumentation, & lyrics are deeply awful however. 3/10.

[Billy Zoom @wanderlustpdx]

@lennonandmarx Oh fuck, now I have to listen to it.

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@ArmandDoma Not me, y'all. I had friends get so pissed at me for this article. One of them was like, "That's funny, I understand exactly what he's saying, and I think it's brilliant." https://t.co/kGGHFh0Jh0

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@alshipley Jesus, that is really terrible. Do you suppose Rihanna even recorded those vocals, or are they like AI Rihanna played on a synthesizer?

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@zhu_de_ism @ByYourLogic Nah. Bad album. Kids See Ghosts was halfway interesting.

[Billy Zoom @wanderlustpdx]

@eigenrobot Nah, you're wrong and dumb, and also unoriginal.

[Billy Zoom @wanderlustpdx]

@faze_takkun "Live Menos!"

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@hecubian_devil Frank

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@JasonKPargin Not me. I saw it coming miles away. Wrote an article about it in 2019. https://t.co/kGGHFh0Jh0

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@pli_cachete Dancing is some of the most fun you can have in the world. You should get out there and do it.

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@WesternKabuki This is why you can't fully take people seriously if they believe in any organized religion. Whatever insights or accomplishments they have, they are ultimately driven by a fairy tale view of the world, no less ridiculous than a belief in the Gods of Olympus.

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@Ryanhakurei @WallStreetApes How can you possibly believe this? You couldn't be more wrong.

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@WallStreetApes Mexico, baby. They'll have those teeth out in a jiff for prices that will blow your mind, and you can stock up on meds at your local Farmacia - there's a doctor there in the back room who will take a look at your teeth and write you a prescription. Not joking.

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@keysmashbandit It's extremely bad for your health to take Ozempic. Like, have you heard that starving yourself is a great way to lose weight? Rich people are alarmingly stupid and gullible.

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@Josh_M_Newman @VeryBadLlama I found it hard. It was hard to find. Oh well, whatever, nevermind.

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@AlfredAlfer77 This is a bullshit interpretation, Linda. Kids just like to wreck stuff. I'm "white" or whatever, & I used to rampage around with my little friends destroying things for fun when I was a kid. For you to see this in terms of race tells us far more about you than it does about them

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@_glorianas Yes indeed. In a sane world, nobody would know who either of these guys are.