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cocomo stan account

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

"I saw you and you didn't even say hi"

Me walkin down the street:

[w @waniajania]

i miss m&s like it's my husband that went to war (except im the one that left)

[Charlie Watts @char1iewatts]

M&S needs to be held accountable for the UK’s obesity crisis

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day or two)

[maham @mahammasghar]

Kitni gandi garmi hai yaar. I hate men

[J110 @jawismm]

It's been years I don't get it why this mf is still alive. Boils my blood whenever I see that pathetic man just because of our rotten judiciary

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

You have to wear your clothes and use your perfumes and eat that delicious food and dance to the music and talk to that person and live your life

[cee @1ovesickkk]

“can i get to know you” i wouldnt recommend it

[Minahil✧misandrist @schzomaniac]

Yar wese genuine lanat ho in mardon per

[خان @khantainer]

How proudly these babus are standing there while destroying the cart of a poor man whose daily livelihood depends on it.

[thandi coffee @baewaqufiya]

the feminine urge to go bald in summers

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Sometimes I’m mad as fuck at 6:39am

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[Aliha @motheraliha]

you don't know how low your relatives think of you until they find a rishta for you

[misto @mistowho]

Do British people still do the accent when nobody's around

[bread @d1nish]

“i hope aaj laude nahi lagenge” i say as i clock into the maximum laude lagne wali factory

[a. @annie_mazharr]

people who prefer summers over winters, what is it about summer that you like so much? the heat? the constant sweating? the load shedding? no seriously, wtf is it?

[ruch. @khajurtheorizes]

As you grow older Kurkure starts tasting radioactive