@warchobe

@warchobe

[@warchobe @warchobe]

Where can I get a good very unsmashed burger these days, the burgers are so damn smashed these days

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

53 years in the making.

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

Ever since Mamdani got elected nothing but good things happens in New York

[Evelyn ☭ 🇵🇸 @taxidermysnail_]

there is no ethical basketball under capitalism

[@warchobe @warchobe]

Interviewer told me she could tell I was a real person and not AI 😎

[@warchobe @warchobe]

@Spotify hire me as an analyst so I can fix your ux PLEASE 🙏🏼

[Steve Palec @stevepalec]

Yankee’s Aaron Judge is indeed a large man but he completely disappears behind my double cheeseburger.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Tweet: "fuck this brownie is so good rn"

Ten immediate replies: "Well said. Brownies combine eggs, granulated sugar, and cocoa powder in a way that quietly elevates the culture. They're not just a snack, they're a vibe."

[@warchobe @warchobe]

#Damn #MyTwitterAnniversary

[NASA @NASA]

For the first time in over 50 years, humans are Moonbound.

At 6:35 p.m. EDT (2235 UTC) NASA’s Space Launch System rocket and the Orion spacecraft lifted off from the agency’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida, sending four astronauts on a planned test flight around the Moon and back. https://t.co/0Q9ZB4IWVI

[Max ⛅ @maxisawesome538]

Stop making blueberries bigger. Stop it. They are big enough. They were fine to begin with. We don't need jumbo or gigantic or giga blueberries. They're fine already.

[Kyle B. (Jammin) @KeBrgr]

One day we all drank our last Sobe and nobody told us it was gonna be

[REI AMI @reiamimami]

Do you think George Washington ever saw a Korean person? Probably not….

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

NFC CHAMPIONS 🏆

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

21 months in the making. Stacked every opportunity to get here.

[@warchobe @warchobe]

The concept of "media timeouts" in football is actually criminal

[@warchobe @warchobe]

Should be standard on every airplane seat back in the world

[@warchobe @warchobe]

I gotta say teriyaki in NYC has been nothing short of offensive

[@warchobe @warchobe]

TEAM OF DESTINY