War Gulag Eagle

[War Gulag Eagle @wardarnweagle]

@Nomoremutants22 The Tony Stark protocol to call in all heroes sounds like part of “Avengers World”, which was a solid lead up to “Time Runs Out”. Hype if they can pull that off

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

LA Chargers DC Chris O’Leary wrote Psalm 139:14 on his play sheet during their preseason game.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

HOLY CRAP

Rep Jim Banks reveals a pledge was circulated to House Democrats reading "We are capitalist, not socialist."

Only 10/212 Democrats signed it.

The Democratic Party is officially the Democratic Socialist Party.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran warns it is preparing for military operations on US soil following a “new military doctrine tasking IRGC to attack enemy in its soil,” adding Iran will “take operations into enemy territory, into the enemy’s lands, and carry out operations far from our own territory,” IRGC senior advisor General Mohammad Reza Naqdi says.

“Whenever the conditions are favorable and the order is issued, we must be able to take the operation into enemy territory,” Naqdi adds.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

"Woke 1 was crazy"

Actively admitting you were on the losing side of history is funny when the opposite was the whole argument

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Unconstitutional on like 20 different levels. You can’t pass a law that specifically favors one religion. Let’s start with that. And to specifically favor Islam, of all religions, is not only illegal but totally absurd on its face.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

what was that quote about how nobody knew the roman empire collapsed they just noticed roads and bridges stopped being fixed

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨BREAKING: The New IRA in have declared to the authorities that they will start a civil war if all migrants are not removed from Ireland

[Auburn Basketball @AuburnMBB]

Chill Haad 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[War Gulag Eagle @wardarnweagle]

Make my goddang, mother flipping, day, homie, I’m bored any ways

If we are gonna light this firecracker, let’s just get it done and over with before football season starts

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

Mosque imams in Dearborn, Michigan: “Oh Allah, kill every Jew, Christian, and American.”

Dearborn, home to the largest Arab-American community in the United States, was one of the strongest bases of support for Abdul El-Sayed, the newly elected Democratic nominee for Michigan's U.S. Senate seat, who won the city's vote by a wide margin.

[The Midwesterner @Th_Midwesterner]

Mackinac Island may be a treasured institution to many Michiganders, but not to Abdul El-Sayed.

“I hate Mackinac so much,” he said in a 2020 documentary about himself.

“…every time I’ve ever come here, I’ve hated it. Why am I here?”

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

Mao killed so many people that it literally dipped the global life expectancy

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

LSU basketball currently has only four players listed on its roster two weeks before classes start.

4 players
5 coaches
11 support staff

[PGA TOUR University @PGATOURU]

One of a kind!

Jackson Koivun becomes the first men’s golf recipient of the SEC Male Athlete of the Year in the award’s 51-year history.

[War Gulag Eagle @wardarnweagle]

Why the F is the Red Cross doing this, but not the Red Crescent?

My god, humanitarianism will actually be the downfall of Western civilization

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: The Red Cross is now handing out FREE FOOD to to THOUSANDS of Moroccan Muslim invaders who illegally entered the Spanish city of Ceuta.

WHAT?!!!!!!!

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The Red Cross is feeding the invaders so they’ll stay. lol.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Christian Clemente @CClemente247]

Reload, not rebuild

Rory Asselta, potentially the top 2028 junior golfer, has announced his commitment

Asselta is ranked by JGH as the No. 2 golfer regardless of class & is No. 13 by AJGA

Auburn has a stellar ‘27 class & now gets a second ‘28 commit
https://t.co/2lKEsjkyNL