‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛.

⠀⠀⠀ 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘⠀𝑎𝑡⠀ℎ𝑖𝑚. ⠀𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃⠀𝙸𝚂⠀𝙷𝙴? ⠀———⠀𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔⠀more ⠀than ⠀a ⠀distraction. ⠀﹕ ⠀ today, ⠀we ⠀are ⠀𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂.

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

𝙸 𝚆𝙾𝙺𝙴 𝚄𝙿. —— ( how did you sleep? ) 𝙸 𝙳𝙸𝙳𝙽'𝚃. 𝙸 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃. —— ( you just said you woke up. ) 𝙸 𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙳 𝙻𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙳𝙾𝚆𝙽.

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

There’s a bloody 𝑠𝑘𝑢𝑙𝑙 in our fridge. Which is most likely a real human skull —— of course I’d notice.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Do you think he’ll notice?

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

╱ i need to redo things and make this acc spiffy again but i was missing my boy (and The Boys) terribly yesterday soooooo

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

╱ who would care if i came back….

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

╱ i miss john, and i miss sherlock. is the fandom active???

[ShawnStarrStella @ShawnStarr626]

#johnlock
#Sherlock

[Kt2 @Kt22058282]

シャロジョンこのミームやってくれ

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

@buttvrflyagent ╱ just lurking for a hot minute, don’t mind me 😚

[Simon Hawster @hawster1964]

#sherlock #johnwatson #rosie

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

“ … are you offering to give me a 𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒? ” the idea is almost absurd : an out—of—the—blue act of kindness from the man who hardly gives a damn about anyone but himself? maybe he isn’t actually awake.

“ you— christ, don’t tell me you were a masseuse for a case. ”

[Parody | 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘴 @H0LMESSHERLOCK]

"You know I have extended knowledge of anatomy." He starts, still sitting in his armchair. "I am sure I would be able to manipulate the muslces in your shoulder to the point of it hurting less at least. It's fine if you don't want to, though. Your choice."

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

“ 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡? spit it out, go on. ” only turning around to look at sherlock for a second before the microwave starts to beep, signifying completion. the heatpack is shoved underneath his shirt, awkwardly twisting to press it against where his shoulder is most sore.

[Parody | 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘴 @H0LMESSHERLOCK]

He watches John with narrowed eyes, the book set aside. It's no use, he currently can not concentrate on it. The refusal to the suggestion is no surprise. John always has been careful to keep his scar hidden. Even Sherlock has not seen it yet.

"Maybe—" but he shakes his head –

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

right back up again. he’ll chin—up and deal with it, like he always does. there’s no use griping, even if it gives him a sense of satisfaction.

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

“ maybe, if i had the time— which, i don’t. ” besides, the thought of those places … the thought of some stranger’s hands on him, on his 𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑠, it’s not ideal.

his room upstairs was always so bloody cold in the winter months, anyways. his shoulder would just stiffen ›

[Parody | 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘴 @H0LMESSHERLOCK]

He's not troubled by the gruff answer, knowing that this is just the way John is.

"Maybe find a physical therapist during the colder months? A proper massage every once in a while could help." He gently suggests.

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

had happened since they started living together. every year, when the temperature dips below a certain degree, this 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 occurs.

“ ta. ” a gruff answer as he rummages through said cabinet, pulling the heatpack out and stuffing it into the microwave.

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

startling at the sound of sherlock’s voice from behind him, which only makes his shoulder 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑚— a tired grunt of discomfort.

of course he knows everything, knows the pain that john is currently in with just one look. but, it isn’t as if this is the first time this ›

[Parody | 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘴 @H0LMESSHERLOCK]

It only takes him one look to know what troubles him. Of course, it's getting colder so the shoulder is bound to act up.

He's looking back to his book, even though he is not reading what's on the pages. "There's a heatpack in the bottom cupboard. You can put it into the –

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

shoulders hunched as he trudges downstairs, dressing gown clutched tighter around himself— making a beeline for the kitchen so he can set the kettle to boil for some tea. 𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟, hopefully, should do the trick to settle him.

[Parody | 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘴 @H0LMESSHERLOCK]

Sherlock, for once, is quietly sitting in his armchair, reading a book. So John will have to find someone else to be angry at.

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

can’t bloody 𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑝, not with his bad shoulder acting up like it is— the cold weather always makes it so stiff, which in turn makes him uncomfortable. he’s already set to throw a fit … to nobody in particular. just for his own benefit.

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

╱ 👁️ hello … should i come back ???

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

╱ looking @ my old tumblr blog made me think about being here so … hey.