Sherlock Holmes

Currently accepting cases above an 8. Inquiries to be made within at 221B Baker St., London W1, or electronically via John’s blog. (@warhaunts)

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄

by Sherlock Holmes , et al.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

@TheAdlerWoman Excellent choice.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

@TheAdlerWoman Hot this time of year. Lagoon view?

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

There’s something to be said for how your inner machinations appear more ‘cacophonous’ – discordant, disjointed, and deafening.

And I may conduct a symphony, sure, but the melody can unravel…the descant suddenly too loud, the harmonies tense and combative.

A chaos of its own.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Close, as usual, but not quite there.

I do not solely exist as one melody, one line, one sharp string holding vibrato.

How I wish that were true.

Surely, it would be far less demanding. Perhaps, enjoyable, even.

We are all too alike, tortured and encouraged by the orchestra.–

[James Moriarty @_JMoriarty]

Mine? Mine is the orchestra. Strings, horns, drums, all crashing at once—every note demanding to be heard, every possibility burning itself into existence. There is no silence. There is no pause.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄

by Sherlock Holmes , et al.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

So, hello!
Not dead.

Forward your inquiries to @warhaunts — unless the case is PARTICULARLY captivating, then you have a maximum of 280 characters to convince me personally.
-SH

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

According to John, I have not been properly ‘engaging’ with my fanbase.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Apparently, ‘𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰,’ was not an acceptable response.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Could always do for some more.

[Parody | John H. Watson @LIGHTC0NDUCT0R]

Sherlock gets plenty of flattery.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

A gift and a curse. One the detective knows all too well.

Can you imagine how quiet it must be? …How empty and weightless? We pity the lacking, and yet remain ( on occasion ) microscopically jealous of their ignorance. So boring; so soothing.

[James Moriarty @_JMoriarty]

His mind is a hurricane—spinning, gnawing, never still. Every thought clawing at the next, no silence, no peace. Genius is a prison when you can’t turn it off. The world sleeps, but his brain burns, restless and ruthless.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

He noticed.

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

There’s a bloody 𝑠𝑘𝑢𝑙𝑙 in our fridge. Which is most likely a real human skull —— of course I’d notice.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Do you think he’ll notice?

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

I expended all of my energy on 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑠 in a feeble attempt to rid myself of the shackles of restlessness… I don’t suppose a robe would suffice?

I’ve been 𝑜𝑢𝑡 in less.

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

No, 𝑦𝑒𝑎ℎ, I knew that one was you. … Bit glad that you didn’t touch the bedroom, though.

Go get properly dressed, yeah? We’ll decide where to go after you do.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Do you see the path I 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑 into the carpet? It was either the kitchen, or I turn our bedroom inside out, and upside down.

I suppose, I could eat… Oh, 𝐺𝑜𝑑, am I dying?

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

Shit —— you’re desperate, aren’t you? And here I thought the kitchen was Mrs. Hudson’s work.

Why don’t we go out to have dinner? Get you out of the flat for a bit. Obviously, being cooped up in here isn’t helping your cause.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Miserable. I’ve finished the entire sudoku book you just got for me. I read the paper front to back, and then in reverse. I watched a reality drama!

John… 𝐼 𝑐𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑛.

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

‘fraid not, unless you’ve suddenly decided to become Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Is there really 𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 of worth that’s come into the blog?

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

And what am I meant to do? Conjure up a murder for you to solve? Fat chance —— it’s been quiet. And as much as you ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒 quiet, there’s nothing to be done.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Boredom is an ailment. Whatever happened to ‘in sickness and in health’?

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

… Christ’s sake. I’m getting a headache just listening to you.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

I had unreasonably hoped thoughtful syntax would 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 the ennui.

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

Such a long—winded way of saying you’re 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

The rest of you seem fairly content constantly swimming around in your vacant minds.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Or perhaps that’s just me.