Sherlock Holmes

Currently accepting cases above an 8. Inquiries to be made within at 221B Baker St., London W1, or electronically via John’s blog. (@warhaunts)

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄

by Sherlock Holmes , et al.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

You profit from decay; I profit from watching you pretend it’s sophistication. We both have our little pleasures.

[༆ 𝕴𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝔄𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑 @salaciousintent]

Depressing for 𝘺𝘰𝘶．

Half my clientele followed me here. More notoriety. More business. More money in my pocket. The best part? I accomplish all of it without ever getting my hands dirty.

Though I suppose seeing opportunity where others see decay requires a certain

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Refer back to your prior output and demonstrate, using any metric you like, that it isn’t objectively depressing.

[༆ 𝕴𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝔄𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑 @salaciousintent]

I never left, so your observation hardly carries the weight you wanted it to.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

They do keep you so entertained, don’t they? (But puppeteering is no fun without an audience.)

[James Moriarty @_JMoriarty]

Urgh… maybe log back out.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

And yet, here you are.

[༆ 𝕴𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝔄𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑 @salaciousintent]

Always crawling back at the most random of times. . .

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Miss me?

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Company has been so incredibly dull that I’ve resorted to logging in on this godforsaken website.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

@TheAdlerWoman Excellent choice.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

@TheAdlerWoman Hot this time of year. Lagoon view?

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

There’s something to be said for how your inner machinations appear more ‘cacophonous’ – discordant, disjointed, and deafening.

And I may conduct a symphony, sure, but the melody can unravel…the descant suddenly too loud, the harmonies tense and combative.

A chaos of its own.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Close, as usual, but not quite there.

I do not solely exist as one melody, one line, one sharp string holding vibrato.

How I wish that were true.

Surely, it would be far less demanding. Perhaps, enjoyable, even.

We are all too alike, tortured and encouraged by the orchestra.–

[James Moriarty @_JMoriarty]

Mine? Mine is the orchestra. Strings, horns, drums, all crashing at once—every note demanding to be heard, every possibility burning itself into existence. There is no silence. There is no pause.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄

by Sherlock Holmes , et al.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

So, hello!
Not dead.

Forward your inquiries to @warhaunts — unless the case is PARTICULARLY captivating, then you have a maximum of 280 characters to convince me personally.
-SH

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

According to John, I have not been properly ‘engaging’ with my fanbase.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Apparently, ‘𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰,’ was not an acceptable response.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Could always do for some more.

[Parody | John H. Watson @LIGHTC0NDUCT0R]

Sherlock gets plenty of flattery.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

A gift and a curse. One the detective knows all too well.

Can you imagine how quiet it must be? …How empty and weightless? We pity the lacking, and yet remain ( on occasion ) microscopically jealous of their ignorance. So boring; so soothing.

[James Moriarty @_JMoriarty]

His mind is a hurricane—spinning, gnawing, never still. Every thought clawing at the next, no silence, no peace. Genius is a prison when you can’t turn it off. The world sleeps, but his brain burns, restless and ruthless.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

He noticed.

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

There’s a bloody 𝑠𝑘𝑢𝑙𝑙 in our fridge. Which is most likely a real human skull —— of course I’d notice.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Do you think he’ll notice?

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

I expended all of my energy on 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑠 in a feeble attempt to rid myself of the shackles of restlessness… I don’t suppose a robe would suffice?

I’ve been 𝑜𝑢𝑡 in less.

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ — ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ 𝑜𝑛. @warhaunts]

No, 𝑦𝑒𝑎ℎ, I knew that one was you. … Bit glad that you didn’t touch the bedroom, though.

Go get properly dressed, yeah? We’ll decide where to go after you do.