Ellis McPickle

[Ellis McPickle @warhawk_74]

@SStricklandMMA Heavy equipment operator is the hardest job in America BAR NONE

[Jack’s World 🌎 @itsjacksworld]

Uruguay is the best Plan B residency on Earth right now:

- One of the safest countries in Latin America. Kids walk to school, families out at night, low crime across the whole country.

- 400+ miles of Atlantic coastline. Punta del Este is South America's Monaco. Plus hundreds of quiet beach towns nearby.

- 30+ years of stable, non-corrupt government. No surprises, no regime swings. Left and right hand over power peacefully every election.

- It's the financial Switzerland of South America. Multi-currency international banking that's been reliable for decades.

- An 11-year 0% tax holiday on foreign income when you decide to actually move there, and a plethora of options for keeping taxes at 0% after those 11 years.

- First-world healthcare at a fraction of US prices.

And the residency is permanent from day one. No temporary residency stage, no renewals. You only need to enter Uruguay once every 3 years to keep your permanent residency.

Application is done in one trip: Fly into Montevideo for your hearing, file everything, then you're free to leave Uruguay. Processing and approval happens while you're back home or out traveling.

The firm I partner with in Uruguay handles 100+ residencies per year, end-to-end, for individuals and families. DM me for the details and we'll get you started.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

“NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT CARDS I’VE USED, THAT’S CARD COUNTING!!! USING STRATEGY IS AGAINST THE RULES!!! YOU CAN ONLY USE BLIND LUCK!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!”

[Larrikin @larrikinsim]

@lost_histories As a based red pilled mysogonist only men will be sucking my dick from now on.

[Eminem's Dead Uncle Ronnie @emsuncleronnie]

If Batman was real, 85% percent of his time would be preoccupied dealing with niggers

[PsychoMath = hoe_math @itispsychomath]

Hey thanks for 6k followers in one day. Let's speed that up and get me past 250k so I can switch over.

Also, fuck elon musk and his stinking indian garbage army

I can't even post a video

[DⒶⓋe Wright the Thinker 🦔 @DaveWThinker]

All female diseases are fake.

(FND flare up)

[Bird Extinction Patriot. Vet. 2A/1A EX DEM NATV Am @bird_extinction]

@waffenlady Dear Police/Troopers

PLEASE STOP Talking to these 3rd World Retards

Just Arrest them

Impound the truck

Pull their CDL

Call ICE

DEPORT

They are KILLING Americans Every DAY!

[Kitten @waffenlady]

Total remigration immediately wtf is this

[Guard Bro @GuardTm]

I can feel the officer slowly accelerating

[pdb @pdb5906tsw]

So I'm hanging out in the ER last night (not me, family member, they're okay), and as we're waiting around EMTs wheel in this big black feller strapped to a stretcher, wearing a c-spine collar. He's yelling at the top of his lungs about the pain, and how he cain't breeve, just looping as they do.

They park him in the adjoining room and we learn:

- He was drinking and driving again
- He was speeding and wrapped his Impala around a utility pole (RIP W-body, you deserved better 🫡)
- His daily drug and alcohol consumption is around a pack of cigarettes, a handle of vodka, some weed, and fent/heroin
- He wasn't wearing his seatbelt
- He does indeed have a broken neck

He then argues with the staff for HOURS that he's in pain because of the collar and he needs a pillow. The staff tries to explain repeatedly that his goddam neck is broken, he's going to be in pain, and if they remove the collar and let him sit up, he will be paralyzed. None of this is sinking in, it's worse than trying to explain something to a toddler. They can't break him out of his negro verbal spellcasting where he exercises all of his rote phrases to grant his wishes: "I'm in pain!" "I'm suffering!" "I cain't breeve!" "You're torturing me!" "Someone help me!"

Eventually they pumped him full of fent (he spent a few minutes arguing about his dosage since he's an expert and they assured him their fent was better than his street fent, lmao) and he shut up.

I got nothin'. We're spending a not insignificant fraction of our GDP to keep these people alive, for what? What are we getting out of this deal again? Oh well.

Just thought that was amusing. Anyway, off to work for 8 hours of my day so the government can take a third of it to pay for this guy's medical care, EBT, section 8, and whatever the fuck else I pay for.

White people deserve reparations.

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

Since Flock loves to track our locations, it only seems fair that we know theirs.

Flock Safety's new GA plant is located at 1885 Mitchell Rd, Smyrna, GA 30082

Flock went to great lengths to keep that address hidden.

That probably means it should be public info.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

[Chaos Incarnate @CHA0Slncarnate]

This is not 'Nam, Jerry. This is bowling. There are rules.

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

“I think I’m the thing, Jerry.”

“Really, George? Really?”

[pbit @0xPBIT]

everyone. is. george.

["punished" brogan wassell @theBW7]

CYBERFELD - EPISODE 3

NO CHROME FOR YOU!

[Mortoshi @HDergler]

Jerry, I don't catch Pokémon. I wait until they're emotionally available.

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

POV: you’re an unattended white child at the playground