Wariara

I have gummy bears in my pocket

[Duggy @solanaduggy]

@txgermanbre The British couldn't take Boston in 1776 but send 10,000 guys in kilts and Sam Adams is scheduling emergency beer deliveries within 72 hours. Different army, same result.

[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

Your voice note is incomplete without “so yah” at the end.

[Wariara @wariara_]

I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't wanna come

[Wariara @wariara_]

@SirAlexas You've been going to karura?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Got rather into researching my ancestry after a dna kit a few years ago. Turns out I come from undistinguished peasant stock. Never bothered me until my mother recently got a pedigree fox terrier puppy and I found out you can trace the dog's ancestry further back than my own.

[Wariara @wariara_]

My mum had lunch with a former colleague of hers who is pro tutam claiming the government is working... Then her card declined 🫪😂😂

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

Hi, ER Doc here.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT even think about it.

[Wariara @wariara_]

Even my eyelashes are turning grey!! 🫪🫪
This farm is going to age me

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Having ADHD is planing your entire day the night before then waking up and realizing today is absolutely not the day for that plan.

[SmokeyGirl25 @_SmokeyGirl25]

Random Highlight Moments
#Comedian

[Wariara @wariara_]

@missSuesay @2njerii He is quite gentle yes. Smiling as he lectures you should he find out you use q-tips in your ward. Yes, He was in the army and is a member of the board

[Wariara @wariara_]

@missSuesay @2njerii He is so nice to his patients. And for a surgeon, surgery isnt always his first choice. But the nurses at nairobi hospital are so afraid of him 😅

[Wariara @wariara_]

@missSuesay @2njerii He's still there.

[Wariara @wariara_]

My father's ability to bounce back from the brink of death really needs to be studied.

[Wariara @wariara_]

@dexxe 🤣🤣

[KICHOCHEZI @KICHOCHEZI]

My boomer grandfather sold land and left Embu for a remote Kirinyaga town called Wang’uru. There, he blew two million with two old concubines he’d met back in the 70s. Turns out he’d been fantasizing about them for 30 years after a Muthunguci party hosted by Kamaru at a River Road bar. The man never owned a cellphone in his life. To this day, nobody knows how he tracked them down.

[Wariara @wariara_]

@_wangwe 😂😂

[Wariara @wariara_]

That blush gin by KO is the worst thing I've ever tasted! That recipe needs to be burned and the ashes thrown in a pit

[Wariara @wariara_]

@Trackmann2 @dexxe 🤣🤣

[Wariara @wariara_]

@KenyanSays Tuju is an idiot