Warm Situations

Regrettably

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@weedgoku vaccinated?

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imagined a guy who posts "I love to eat teh pusseh" and got mad at him

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metrosexuals exist, and we refuse to be ignored #dealwithit

[つぅ𓆏 @GANMOPEKOEKIBI]

大好きなピンクのスプーン。

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[trying to talk dirty in bed for the first time] I uh I want to embezzle your fuckin money. I uh I don't like your ideas

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@about_pizza meanwhile I'm over here trying to get acquired by the god danged zoo (and failing)

[WH @hastifliche]

come through, man. we're hanging out in a seemingly boundless grove of pomegranate trees. it's always dusk here. I have forgotten almost every detail of my past

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

I want a president with… Obama’s brain 🧠 Biden’s swag 🤩 Trump’s ass 🍑 Bush’s decision making 📝 Reagan’s acting skills 🎭 and Nixon’s ass 🍑 and George HW Bush’s ass 🍑

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waiter I'll have one cup of your most racist soup

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@weedgoku I know.

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horny for clicking and clacking upon my foolish devices

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@weedgoku ❓

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@weedgoku what happened with transistors? feel like nobody even talks about that with computers now. just a fad I guess

[no doubt @selontheweb]

can you imagine joe biden's dreams. just enormous clunky blocks moving around in space

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@weedgoku THANK you Jesus CHRIST nobody seems to believe this

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yeah I am freak
this is weirdo
who in hell is this over here
I'm all along here

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

have unfortunately discovered you can ask gpt4 to write you a rupi kaur poem and it does a really good job