Saucy Upstart

the slime saps your speed

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@RussoHockey might as well enjoy it while it lasts, give it 15 more games in a wild sweater

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Frightened by an incoming migraine but it’s just a little smudge on the corner of your glasses

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@JoeSmithNHL @RussoHockey Thanks for breaking it down. Now every other team can exploit it

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Toaster had an accident. We all been there

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if you are in fact close to death you should likely avoid the “deathbed”

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Beef

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@bigheadhcky 3 of those “lost” players are bad

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@JFreshHockey by the looks of it he will be playing on the 2nd line at minimum

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I have a physical malady that doesn’t allow me to open an article and read the whole thing. I can only take a headline

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The civil war…. Wasn’t really that civil

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@RussoHockey @AnthonyLaPanta do you think this is kind of a “weak” move by larkin, as a leader/captain? It seems like he’s just forcing his way to the wild

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smackin around a cum bubble on the ISS in zero g

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@RussoHockey

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@RussoHockey gotta trust in the wild. They’ve been here before

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@JoeSmithNHL would it be worth a try next time to do it with 60:00 to go?

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@RussoHockey So much for a goalie controversy

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@willmenaker Barnacle

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watching ads for Tik tok on YouTube shorts

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@RussoHockey going to be one of those nights

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@chiweethedog that’s hockey baby