Benjamin Warner

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The reason Judgment Day's taking so long is that even Jesus has to wait a while before he can come a second time.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Happy Gay Pride Eve, everyone! Be sure to leave chai and caviar under the rainbow flag for Madonna Claus!

[Benjamin Warner @warner_benjamin]

Happy birthday @Jniekrasz . Miss this Face

[Tilda Swinton @NotTildaSwinton]

Pantsuits cost a pretty penny-make one using any leftover hair you've cut or lost naturally. Create something made entirely out of you.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Happy birthday, Alanis Morissette! To celebrate, this tweet will have no actual irony in it.

[Benjamin Warner @warner_benjamin]

#dating

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Very disappointing, North Carolina. Especially since you've been South Carolina's lawfully wedded top since 1789.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Do what you love and the money will laugh at you.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Christian Bale is sexy in a way that someone named Jew Bale could never be.

[Maxtphoto @Max_T_Photo]

Merde to #balletmemphis today!! Can't wait to see #balletmemphisontour in Carmel, IN! Its going to be an awesome show, get your tickets now!

[Benjamin Warner @warner_benjamin]

@verymarykate just flew into mary-Kanada, it's a little scary. I love the Gucci flag btw

[Benjamin Warner @warner_benjamin]

Love my gays, look for our new podcast. @KendallB @stevenmcmemphis

[Benjamin Warner @warner_benjamin]

@lizmensah Watch all of these. You will love it http://t.co/adTInvB3

[Benjamin Warner @warner_benjamin]

I can actually see your butt @KendallB #dirtydancing

[Benjamin Warner @warner_benjamin]

Creepin # winnebago

[Benjamin Warner @warner_benjamin]

Vagina... #rollerskate

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

The Pope always looks so angry. Will someone please tell him he's wearing a killer dress?

[Benjamin Warner @warner_benjamin]

#TreyMcIntyre Merde