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I blog about underwear and basically only use Twitter to complain. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I hear @comcast is having a significant outage. Wondering if they have “unplugged it, and plugged it back in”...? #Comcast

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Maren Morris is a true queen. Take note, country music, bigotry is OUT.

[Maren Morris @MarenMorris]

@CassadeePope It’s so easy to, like, not be a scumbag human? Sell your clip-ins and zip it, Insurrection Barbie.

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@POTUS Sir, if your case is anything like mine right now, you need to get into your Presidential Pajamas and take a damn nap. #getwellsoon

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Bought the Organic Cotton Gripper Baby Bootie - Khaki from Zutano, check out my review! https://t.co/EcIroGuQkm #Zutano

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@LAYS I’m HELLA pregnant with twins and would do unspeakable things for Poulet Rôti flavored chips, but I’m in the US! HELP! #pregnant #preggo #cravings

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Hey @amazon , this truck driver is going to kill someone. Tailgating doing 80+mph, not using a blinker when changing lanes, weaving in and out of traffic & swerving. #amazon

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Wondering why Mercer County is becoming a COVID19 hotspot again? Probablyb/c @MercerPIO park and not a single person is wearing a mask, team sports playing, no social distancing. @NJGov @GovMurphy

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Had this happen to me a few years ago! And then, “coincidentally”, the articles I had pitched started showing up on their website...

[Alex Piscatelli @alexpiscatelli]

some career news!!!!!

after a great interview, an edit test that took me a few hours and i was proud of, a final interview with the managing editor that went very well and multiple follow up emails, i think i've officially been ghosted by a well-known media company :)

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@Wawa I promise you, you do not wanna die on this hill.

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This is the equivalent of “I’m not racist because I have black friends”, but okay. What the fuck are you on, Jo? Can you just not be transphobic? Just don’t? It’s not that fucking hard. All you have to do is just...not.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

One of my best mates just called me. Self-described butch lesbian. It was hard to tell, because she was shouting quite loudly, but I could just make out ‘FUCKING YES!’

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Yo. This is what “I made a baby with the wrong fucking person” looks like. Tell me more about how men are the stronger sex??🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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@kwright22 We watch it and it’s hot steaming trash, and hard agree! Brandon is some manipulative gaslighting garbage.

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@EmilyWurdeman I’m from Philly and the fact that she’s our representation will never cease to be embarrassing.

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Julia is a fucking S N A K E in the grass and is using Sheridan, you can’t change my mind. 🤷🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️ @Listen2HeartABC #ListenToYourHeart

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@Miyahoka Sending you so much love. My brother in law is 27 with schizophrenia and I have seen how hard it is on my in-laws. It is truly thankless work all in the name of the greatest love: a mother’s.

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@GovMurphy Please clarify where in-home childcare workers (nannies) fall during this quarantine? We are not mentioned once in the most recent executive order.

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So, can we confidently assume that Bette, Tina, Shane & Alice did not kill Jenny Schecter, because they’re not, ya know, in prison in the new show...? @SHO_TheLWord

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Henabees & Maisel TV! https://t.co/cypYQLPPte

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That fucking Christmas tree is @trishayearwood , I’m calling it right damn now. #TheMaskedSinger

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RAISE YOUR TOMATO JUICE IN CELEBRATION! 🎉 @MaiselTV

[The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel @MaiselTV]

No one can pull off an exercise romper like he can. Help us congratulate Tony Shalhoub on winning the #Emmys2019 Award for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series! #MrsMaisel