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I’m an airborne pastry enthusiast.

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@0xAlaric @TripleATactical Bro, why are you publicizing any of this. Let the work be done, then talk about it.

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@CharlieCoks Real veterans choose their firearms by mouthfeel, not rectal fit.

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@AntiDoc You’re over here trying to channel the anger of 85 IQ hoodrats… I’m listening to swing music, channelling the anger of Pearl Harbor America.

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@Dianexis Make a pot of western style chili. It can be put on hot dogs or hamburgers and eaten alone.

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@CooperZurad Wrap it the same direction you turn the nut.

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@tathtrod @fleshsimulator You don’t have to convert, a lot of them are on the fence at college age.

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@AlexIvyson @DabsMalone @Eplus3dM Tools like this exist already. Any material processing regime is messy and hazardous.

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@QuartzChrysalis @FenixAmmunition That’s capital punishment at that volume.

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@5Sissie66555 @Mister_Knish If it were my friends, the discussion would likely be about the mouth feel of various firearms. It’s all academic, of course, none of us would want to put our kids through that.

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@UtahFlatRanger It’s a pita, then your pvs-14 fogs up as soon as you start sweating. If you remove the eye cup so that it can defog, your non-dominant eye is visible from 200 yards away.

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@damnang2 It’s the end of q4, and a new big chinese player is on the field.

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@GazeWindward That’s exactly the thing. Big mad that the closer got scooped from their bench.

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@BowTiedYukon @MarcLobliner It’s a blatant ploy to buy votes from stupid people and the poor. It’ll probably work.

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@gran1te_mtn I hate to be the one to bring this up, but 40 year olds were born in the 1980’s, not the 1920’s. Joe Biden was a toddler when the war ended.

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@KurtSchlichter There is a third kind of officer, who is never seen, because he/she dropped a month’s pay in cash on a whore’s(and her friends’) laps, has a bag of Peruvian marching powder, and is about to be superhuman for 48 hours.

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@DoomerTapes @_Truthpaste_ If your children can’t be door gunners, why did you have them?

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@fentanylbrownie That’s why dad needs to tell that little shit to watch her mouth.

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@wayofftheres @thestinkeye You can do an awful lot of defending/avenging without risking god’s wrath. The law is not so accepting.

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@k9_reaper 20k is about a week of solid training for 25 guys.

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@Bengal_DPT I’m a terrible actor. I wouldn’t be able to sell it.