Warren Layberry

Cismale human editor and ghostwriter, freelancing from a secret location somewhere beneath Vancouver Island.

(Musk is a twat, but I was here first. Fuck him.)

[Warren Layberry @warrenlayberry]

A Presidents' Day reminder to all patriotic, tyranny-averse gun owners who consider Donald Trump an existential threat to democracy in the US…

"He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.”

[Windsor Mann @WindsorMann]

Matt Gaetz is retiring to spend more time with the daughters of other people’s families.

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@Commonsenseass @Strandjunker You're a felon the minute you're convicted not when you're sentenced. But you're right on one thing—reading helps.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Elect a felon as president and you’ll get a pedophile as attorney general. — The American founding fathers are currently rolling in their graves.

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@DemosKratosCA @RevDaniel Yeah, funny how it's always other people who are mixing everything up.

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@DonCochraneYOW NEWSFLASH Pierre Poilievre is not a serious individual.

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@RWPUSA FFS, when 72 million Americans, including a majority of white male voters and white female voters, voted for Trump this time around, the problem was not the lack of an open primary.

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@PierrePoilievre This man can't get a security clearance.
And he is the leader of the official opposition.

[Evan Scrimshaw @EScrimshaw]

I spend the first section on Tuesday night, why I’m not sure it’s a great thing for Trudeau that others do, before delving into an actual solution to help the Liberals - why they need to offer Federal funds for Clinic 554 immediately and wedge the shit out of the CPC on abortion

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@BWildeMTL Second youngest team overall in the league... and I suspect the youngest D.

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@Abandonbiden24 Guess what, you fucking geniuses, you helped re-elect Trump, a man who said Netanyahu should finish the job and redevelop the Gaza Strip.

You call on President Trump… Christ, who are you fucking kidding?

Anyway, congratulations I guess.

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From now on anyone using the term American exceptionalism non-ironically has to put a dollar in the horseshit-that-was-probably-never-true jar.

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@Reuters Yeah, those high prices are really going to be helped by tariffs. #slowclap

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So the whole shining city on the hill thing can be put to bed, I guess.

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

March 2021.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

Francesca Albanese calls for the UN to consider SUSPENDING Israel

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@cam_joseph It's worth remembering that the only reason he is in a position to threaten anything his time is because he was allowed to escape consequences last time.

[Gator⚡Gum @gator_gum]

Pierre Poilievre has had several very quiet, very exclusive fundraising events with Oil and Gas CEOs and executives. He has brought in "massive amounts."

Subsequently, in his 20 years as an MP, he has voted 400 times against environmental or ecological protections.