Sam Warren

You can have it all but how much do you want it?

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@jackcarr190793 Fell hook, line and sinker for that one

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@jackcarr190793 Is it? Hahahahahahaha

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@jackcarr190793 @DougieCritchley @ZacDjellab @MikeMcCub BUT.... How press-resistant are they?

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@mcgears9 @fatface123 @Nusc2023 @NCSL1892 @CraigMawson1

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@jackcarr190793 @ord_simon @NSpares @NUFCSpares @CraigMawson1 Very interesting.... might look out for a snipe 😄

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@Akshobh @canarykirk @1an_Higgins Is that any different to Ali at 3? Opens up Root and Brook to bat in their preferred position. I'd like to see it given a chance

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@jackcarr190793 All while shouting "It's just a big dog, it's just a big dog"

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

To the bloke/woman/fucking cretin who left a massive human shit on our fire exit. You're a cunt! What a start to a Sunday shift

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@jackcarr190793 😂😂😂 triple bagged my hands in blue latex gloves and used the dog poo technique. One scoop, one bag, turn it inside out!

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@Craig_Mounts "Oooo look at me I'm a Newcastle fan, just like Sam" I find it insufferable, it's shite patter.

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

De Gea - world's best shot stopper. Wrists like fucking cornflakes man

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@Karen31_x @Craig_Mounts as horny as that dog shagging the air last week

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@jackcarr190793 @SundayShoutsFC He said he retired 6 months ago, that finish show me he's still got it in his locker

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@jackcarr190793 His books a good read mind. Proper shagger was Warney 🤣

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@ReeceHutchh @Jesanchez3 Haha its giving me the vibe of this guy from Hot Fuzz

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

Just seen the spurs vs arsenal highlights and can't believe Hugo Lloris is still a Premier League keeper, the guys shite man!!

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@NetflixUK @jackcarr190793

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@barstoolsports @StoolBackstage Hope he's got a better solution if he has a water shortage this time @CraigMawson1

[Sam Warren @warrens92]

@jackcarr190793 @AverageStriker I can't get over the fact that he's belting the ball at a 13y/o from 5 yards out. Incredibly weird bloke