W. Santana

An ☀️Environmentally Conscious Technologist.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“9-1-1 what’s your emergency?”

“There’s someone in the house. He’s trying to kill me.”

“Okay, what I want you to do is get to your ballroom.”

“I don’t have a ballroom.”

“…Then may God have mercy on your soul.”

[Mac n Cheese 🧀 @stealyoredbull]

If you want to know what it looks like when someone survived a shooting look at the faces of students and parents outside of Columbine HS.

Now look at the faces of these demons.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

this your husband?

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

And there you have it, folks.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

NEWS: MeidasTouch host and legal analyst Katie Phang has filed a federal lawsuit against the U.S. Department of Justice, accusing it of “brazen” violations of the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

The suit says the DOJ missed deadlines, over-redacted documents, and withheld key records tied to Jeffrey Epstein—including references to Donald Trump.

Phang is asking the court to order full disclosure, remove unlawful redactions, and appoint a special master to oversee compliance—arguing the DOJ’s actions undermine transparency and the public’s right to know.

[Covie @covie_93]

No ballroom for trump, give him some thoughts and prayers and a bulletproof backpack.

That's what schoolchildren get.

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

I want a biopic on Big Mama Thornton.

Four years before Elvis Presley released Hound Dog, she sang it. It was her hit!

Then he imitated her and made millions.

She never saw a dime.

Later she would introduce Hound Dog to crowds as “this is the record I made Elvis rich on.”

[W. Santana @was5477]

Here we go again with @Cigna denying med. and @evernorthxrp. Holding medications for a balance. Specialty meds. Pt. awaiting big pharmaceutical company copay/assist. Guess they rather pay higher cost of hospitalization.

[Elmo @elmo]

TODAY IS ELMO'S BIRTHDAY!!!! ❤️🎉🥳🎁🎈🪩🎊🎂👏⭐️🧁

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Wake up.

[W. Santana @was5477]

@LucasSa56947288 Karen have several seats.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I heard some old friends at @PodSaveAmerica were in town, so I decided to stop by. As we saw this week, we can change this country for the better. But it’s going to take all of us getting organized and having honest conversations about the best way forward.

[W. Santana @was5477]

@ML3democrats 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[W. Santana @was5477]

@LucasSa56947288 Bye Boy 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[W. Santana @was5477]

@BedBManagement between the dismal customer service @BedBathBeyond & @Overstock I am at my wits end. Purchased a chair that has a manufacturing defect. It is seemly impossible to return this 37 LBS item in store at UPS. I was just disconnected by the rudest customer person ever.

[W. Santana @was5477]

@BedBathBeyond
This has been one of the most frustrating customer service experiences I’ve ever encountered. A company of this size should have a more efficient and responsive process for handling defective products. Customers should not be penalized or charged extra

[W. Santana @was5477]

@Overstock
This has been one of the most frustrating customer service experiences I’ve ever encountered. A company of this size should have a more efficient and responsive process for handling defective products. Customers should not be penalized or charged extra for returning.

[W. Santana @was5477]

@Overstock
This has been one of the most frustrating customer service experiences I’ve ever encountered. A company of this size should have a more efficient and responsive process for handling defective products. Customers should not be penalized or charged extra for returning.

[W. Santana @was5477]

@BedBathBeyond
This has been one of the most frustrating customer service experiences I’ve ever encountered. A company of this size should have a more efficient and responsive process for handling defective products. Customers should not be penalized or charged extra

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Not only is this fucking embarrassing, I can’t imagine how much counterintelligence work is going to be required after this trip.

Having a hostile head of state in the presidential limo is *insane*