William Saturno

He/him | Probably sleep deprived

[William Saturno @wasaturno]

I just lost the game.

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

a fry cook *bang bang* a spatula *bang bang* a secret formula *bang bang* a plankton *bang bang* an evil plan

[david @_elvishpresley_]

got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying “sooo THAT just happened” after every island

[William Saturno @wasaturno]

@3YearLetterman @glenn_tunes What’s the play, coach?

[William Saturno @wasaturno]

@chromeheart600 None of those words are in the Bible.

[Frances 'Cassandra' Coppola @Frances_Coppola]

When we say Zionists, we mean Zionists. Ten times as many Christians are Zionists as Jews.

When we say Israelis, we mean Israelis. 20% of Israelis are not Jews.

When we say IDF soldiers, we mean IDF soldiers. Druze and some Israeli Arabs serve in the IDF.

When we say Maccabi Tel Aviv fans, we mean football hooligans and racist thugs.

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

My observation from the last few hours of monitoring US social media is that Democrats are universally denouncing political violence & calling for calm while MAGA are escalating rhetoric & lusting for retribution against broad categories of people they identity as their enemies.

[charming funnyman jon butter @thejonbutter]

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked 100 people to name something you might buy at an airport, top 6 answers are on the board,

[emma @do_not_test_me]

they have to squat so they’re at eye level with the children

[onion person @CantEverDie]

i think he fucked the hornets nest

[Breaking News @BreakingNews]

BREAKING NEWS -- REPORT: JOE BIDEN WILL DROP OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE -- BREAKING NEWS

[wint @dril]

about to debut my new character "huge pussy who thinks mass graves are good and cares a lot about what college students think of him"

[William Saturno @wasaturno]

@pluhmmjelly @weirdlilguys Same

[trevy @chillextremist]

Not killing myself

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[William Saturno @wasaturno]

Our leaders must call for immediate ceasefire & deescalation; demand protection of all civilians, secure the release of hostages; & tell the Israeli govt to turn on electricity in Gaza & allow humanitarian aid for Palestinians to enter.

Add your name ⬇️ https://t.co/mgxT47eOgv

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

The US military and cultural response to 9/11 is not a good model to emulate

[Tom Dannenbaum @tomdannenbaum]

Gallant is ordering a massive war crime (ICC 8(2)(b)(xxv)) & very likely a crime against humanity (ICC 7(1)(b), 7(2)(b) [extermination] / 7(1)(k) [inhumane acts]). Presence of combatants w/in a civ. population does not affect its civ. character (AP I 50(3)). ICC has jurisdiction.

[William Saturno @wasaturno]

I have 4 bluesky invite codes if anyone wants off of this hellsite…

[William Saturno @wasaturno]

Okay all gone