whoiswemi

gat a smile that make your bitch wet 😊🇳🇬

[whoiswemi @washme_]

@AjMachalaa Swim in your ocean
Baby girl come with the motion
You make me lose my composure
My lady one of a kind
She doesn’t see one of you guys
🔥🔥😌♻️

[whoiswemi @washme_]

@AsakyGRN @ACBGREAT Nobody :
Opeyemi when fekomi is correcting him 😭😭

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

Album 🦅

[whoiswemi @washme_]

Omo car sef na skincare 😭💯

[Pissed Off American @solar_ric]

🚨GRAPHIC: A 39-year-old rapist dragged a 15 year old girl to the bush and raped her. As he reached orgasm the gun fell and the girl picked up the gun and shot the rapist dead.

[whoiswemi @washme_]

This phase is gon pass.

[whoiswemi @washme_]

Start acting like they’re lucky to have you. Because they are.

[whoiswemi @washme_]

Stop acting like you’re lucky to be wanted.

[whoiswemi @washme_]

@liamASAP @aythesaint Oya show me the Africa deity of hulk or thanos

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

🚨TOP 20 BIGGEST FIRST DAY STREAMS FOR SONGS ON NG SPOTIFY 🇳🇬

Wizkid – Kese (Dance) — 1.57M
Wizkid & Asake – Jogodo — 1.388M
Wizkid & Asake - Turbulence — 1.27M
Davido – Funds — 1.26M
Asake - Gratitude— 1.20M
Wizkid – Bad Girl — 1.15M
Wizkid – Troubled Mind — 1.06M
Wizkid – Piece of My Heart — 1.016M
Blaqbonez, Asake - Chanel — 1.012M 🆕
Seyi Vibez – Pressure — 1.004M
Wizkid & Asake - Alaye — 998K
Asake - Rora — 972K
Asake - Forgiveness — 971K
Asake - MCBH — 911K
Wizkid & Asake - Iskolodo - 909K
Wizkid – Karamo — 902K
Asake - WA — 895K
Asake - Amen — 886k
Rema – Baby (Is It A Crime) — 883K
Asake – MMS — 870K

[whoiswemi @washme_]

@creation247 At this point all this shit is annoying I keep seeing this on my TL is there any action being carried out or it’s just folk getting mad without zero actions still
N.B switching the race is wrong for a fact

[Ọmọ Akin @GuyMr10]

“Asake carried Wizkid” but MORAYO broke multiple records without him, despite Omah Lay carrying Davido on 5IVE, it still stands as one of his worst projects ever 😂

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Locked phones dey sweet until network wahala and SIM restrictions start 😭📱

Now Computer Village boys are shaking because free unlock method don leak online 😂💔

[whoiswemi @washme_]

@5starbarber_1 @AAjeks87713 Bro you look like a sliver back gorilla 🦍

[whoiswemi @washme_]

@kelkybugi @lizzo I’m confused as well.

[Abraham Okah(info hub) @AbrahamOkah2]

STOP telling ChatGPT "Write like a Human"
STOP telling ChatGPT "Humanise this"
STOP telling ChatGPT "Humanise that"

Bad prompt = Bad result

These prompts are the best 👇

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

If a lady visits you and after everything in the morning she refuses to wake up or becomes unresponsive, DON’T RUN.

Do this immediately:

1. Check if she is breathing.

2. Call emergency services or rush her to the nearest hospital immediately.

3. Call people around for help and witnesses.

4. Do not hide the situation.

5. Do not dump her body anywhere.

6. Do not clean up or destroy evidence.

7. Call the police immediately and explain what happened.

8. Contact her family if possible.

9. Stay calm and cooperate with authorities.

10. Your first duty is to save life, not to protect your reputation.

Many people enter bigger trouble because of panic and fear.

Running can make an accidental situation look like murder.

© Stella Justice Nnennaya

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

U special! Never forget dat

[Philosophy Sage @philosophysage]

You’re bored because you don’t do side quests, bro.

Life is more than just work and bed rotting.

Here are 50 side quests to complete:

[ace🅓second😮‍💨 @portgas_85]

No lame shit formed against me sha prosper

[Veloria🐬 @veloriahq]

“𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘴, 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥.”

— 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘕𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘻𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦