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[Valar Dohaeris. @Xdormain]

Kwa video call nimeona chart ya A-Z

[Wasike @wasikeallan99]

@Brian_Adams_08 @jansmaqau @DrKanyuira Help a guy out here. Ink pad reset

[kùi👸 @Mbuthia3Maureen]

Sitasahau Kuna mtu aliniuliza ama nitakua his girlfriend nkasema yes na kumbe he was drunk.

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

Mura alishinda kesi ya child support akaresign from TSI club na kuuza Golf R yake because he no longer meets the requirements of being a member.

[Muad’Dib @Oom_nins]

One day I’ll take my colleagues to a boxing gym (under the guise of team building) and do what needs to be done.🙏🏾

[Atlanta Dream @AtlantaDream]

We are READY for Madina Okot in the 🅰️

[Wasike @wasikeallan99]

@ShaniaWagema Bookmarked vile ulikua unataka😅

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I once went for a funeral in a place called Dacha in Kikuyu . During the funeral one senior boy about my age whispered to me , " Don kanywira I need you to take me back to that shell petrol station we saw in lusengeti" in his face was a lot of urgency. As a wise man I know when not to argue .
It was this us ,very fast 4 km to the station. The man didn't let the car come to a full stop ,he jumped out like a DCI officer who has heard wantam ,this is the fastest ave seen the old boy run in all my years . I waited for about 10 min and saw him come from around a corner sweating . " Kanywira things had caught each other " . Apparently he needed to go to the toilet but the facilities at the funeral were the wireless connection ones , years of not exercising ,burnt meat and whitecap had finished his knees ,he needed the modern sitting toilet to go .
This was yet another reminder that you need to exercise like your life depends on it .

[David @ldavid2k]

last easter as a broke nigga

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

@itsnjerimwangi Yes, hopefully

Can I suck your titties tho, I'm kinda sad 😔

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Judas later tonight: Not matumbo for sure mahn!

[Punstar @roywahome9]

Sikatai it’s the thought that counts but Giraffe Center first date? Are we six years old?? These ladies need to up their games fr. Periodtt💅🏿💅🏿

[Brett Pike @ClassicLearner]

Every night for the last 86 years, the Grim Reaper checked under his bed to make sure it was safe. Today, Chuck Norris finally came for him.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

RT IF LEBRON IS YOUR GOAT 🐐👑

[Wasike @wasikeallan99]

@stimasacco Hebu mnishow vile naeza finance atenza juu pia mimi nimetoka block

[𑣲⋆ @luvhuss]

Imagine getting in a cab blacked out tryna make it home and you wake up with $3000 in your pocket. You panic cause you don't know how you got the money, 10 months later you're watching tv and see your drunk ass getting in the back of the Cash Cab and nailing all the questions

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

So we went our separate ways, it’s been a couple of days

[Wasike @wasikeallan99]

@kiiplagat @waf701 @kipkoecheruiyot But she was right 😂😭it was a result of a birth

[Wasike @wasikeallan99]

@iRealOG @waf701 @kipkoecheruiyot 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

My friend is 6’1, great job, great shape and absolutely destroying the dating market.

Dude loves hooking up with mid or chubby 4–6s, then ghosts them.

Now they think that’s their level and start ghosting their actual looksmatch.

He’s done this like 500+ times.

Single-handedly causing hoeflation.

What do we even do about a guys like this?