Danielle Wasserman

[Danielle Wasserman @wasserman_dan]

"I likey your music" —
After a simple swipe right that’s how our modern love story began. #ItStartedWithBumble
@Bumble https://t.co/w6YFTrfujj

[Danielle Wasserman @wasserman_dan]

@kylekimball Just so you know, this tweet is organically circulating within my team’s slack channel.

[Danielle Wasserman @wasserman_dan]

@Brittymigs The funniest most loved gal I know! 3 days behind, we’re experiencing shipping delays. 💌

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

This debate feels like watching Uncut Gems

[Danielle Wasserman @wasserman_dan]

Rlly wanted to be trusted with golden Oreos in the house 😞

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

Your diet isn't just what you eat

It’s what you watch
It’s what’s you read
It’s what you listen to

[Danielle Wasserman @wasserman_dan]

Nauseating Optimist Perspective: Last night my car keys, phone and all got locked in just before a cross-state drive. Esp odd because my car has a function to prevent this. I wasn’t meant to be on the road then which is both ominous and comforting.

[hottie cooterati @gwynethgoop]

what’s something you miss from pre-quar? I would do anything to pick up a $7 latte and fuck up a thrift store

[Danielle Wasserman @wasserman_dan]

I miss freeloading off friends for an extra hair tie. ☹️

[do not use this anymore, find me on IG @MKNyland]

It’s actually so humbling of my phone to not be able to take photos of the moon. It’s like no bitch. You’re gonna experience this.

[Danielle Wasserman @wasserman_dan]

Gather around ladies, today’s topic is about dating during a pandemic.

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m the sunset slut

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

One of the few bright spots of the pandemic has been a surge in dog and cat adoptions, and Chewy's latest ad celebrates the joys and foibles of pet ownership. https://t.co/910Y8Lgj2v

[Danielle Wasserman @wasserman_dan]

@Brittymigs Yet, your abs are FLEXIN

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

Jon Coelho, 32, died Wednesday of cardiac arrest brought on by the coronavirus. He was a young and healthy husband and father of two.

After retrieving his belongings from the hospital, his wife found a note in his phone that he'd left her and the kids:
https://t.co/lSmU4om3mV

[Danielle Wasserman @wasserman_dan]

SOY BEAAAAN

[Danielle Wasserman @wasserman_dan]

I keep reviewing my annual astrological forecast, but THIS WAS NOT PREDICTED.

[apathetic @Asleep2000]

i dated a guy in the 90s who would go to thrift stores and take the forgotten tapes out of the answering machines. we would go smoke cigarettes and listen to them. that was living, that was living!