My grandma: Yea, so my brother said he’s been dealing with girth.
Me: Girth?
Grandma: Yea. I guess you feel it in your throat and they had to stretch his esophagus.
Me: GERD, grandma. Girth is how thick your penis is.
Grandma: He probably has that too. He catches everything.
This is such bullshit. 99/100 times QB ducks out of bounds and if defender breathes on him he flops for 15. Now he wants to deliver a truck stick? I don’t want to see any tears when he gets his late for this bullshit