Barsquiat

hbcu grad/professional audio technician & engineer/certified personal trainer/song writer/mixed media artist

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

Reflecting with a dirty mirror.

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

Liberty Mutual was like “what is the most annoying set of commercials we could possibly make? Let’s do it.”

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Text from an NFL executive: “The 10+ people that didn’t vote for BB should be exposed. WTF. This is crazy.”

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

@SpaceCityWalt That would’ve been inauthentic for me

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

My grandma: Yea, so my brother said he’s been dealing with girth.

Me: Girth?

Grandma: Yea. I guess you feel it in your throat and they had to stretch his esophagus.

Me: GERD, grandma. Girth is how thick your penis is.

Grandma: He probably has that too. He catches everything.

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

Joshua not even trying to keep him in the corner. 101 shit. This is fishy.

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

Joshua not even trying to keep him in the corner. 101 shit. This is fishy.

[Jack Settleman @jacksettleman]

This is such bullshit. 99/100 times QB ducks out of bounds and if defender breathes on him he flops for 15. Now he wants to deliver a truck stick? I don’t want to see any tears when he gets his late for this bullshit

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

Had to clean literal shit off of a rower today. How’s your day going?

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

I refuse to be patient for a student driver. You gon learn the real streets today, kid.

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

Glad the judges weren’t ass

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

The ref in this match is absolutely terrible

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

The ref in this match is absolutely terrible

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

Amaya thinks in Wingdings

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

Amaya thinks in Wingdings

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

@_krkr Decided to be regular… for now

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

Meeting my lady’s parents for the first time today. Thinking about wearing a tux to putt putt just to see where we stand on sense of humor.

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

@ProduceByCARTER Nah I controlled myself unfortunately

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

Who’s the weirdest person you’ve ever seen and tell me why it’s Oscar De La Hoya?

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

@AdamSchefter

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

@CharlieMonica_ Absolutely not

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

Just gave her my phone to look at a singular IG post. Why did she start scrolling the feed aggressively? Snatched my shit back and asked her “why?”

[Barsquiat @watchdecolo]

My coworker just told me she needs to go grocery shopping. You don’t care either, right?