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I, a universe of atoms, an atom in the universe.

[Stoney 🇬🇧 🇮🇹 @_Stoney96BCFC]

Got asbestos poisoning from Aston Villa finally opening the trophy cabinet

[Watcher @watcher_49]

@ManUtd A truly horrific player for us. Can only be good he wont be back. We need better

[Watcher @watcher_49]

@irish_pics @kendoherty1997 Showbiz, baby

[Watcher @watcher_49]

@REBELC0RK It's wrong. Neither his mum or dad are in the pic

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Working from home is the absolute bollocks

No commute to/from the office, sat in the sitting room, cuppa in hand, my dog on the couch beside me, nobody interrupting me

There is literally no downside to it, I can’t see why people whinge about it

[Babble @Babble____]

Can't stop laughing at this 😂

[Kenny @UpperKenny]

Do these multi millionaire celebrities and @ITV not realise the whole nation are fucking skint? Begging for at least a tenner every 2 minutes on Soccer Aid

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

But...we do this bro. Haven't you heard we do this? We're like famous for it.
Why are you making like you don't know? Who made you in charge all of a sudden?

[Watcher @watcher_49]

@CahairOKane1 Sideline roaring "don't rush it". Slow, over and back, void of ideas. Going nowhere

[Kelvin MacKenzie @kelvmackenzie]

In a strange aside, presumably to explain why Raheem Sterling,31, crashed his Lamborghini into the barriers of the M3 and was arrested for drug driving, possessing a class C drug and failing to provide a specimen , a source close to the footballer said he had a “ hellish” couple of years.
True his £325K a week pay at Chelsea had fallen to £23K a week with Feyeonord but that’s an odd description of hell.
If some of that hell would head my way I’d be delighted.

[roflhoff @madmunk]

Pretend you're Les Dennis by putting your arm around a stranger at the train station while looking up at the departure board.

[Chris @Chris_BoroUTB]

“Serves you right for Ayling that, and it serves your right for f*****g Morris that”

[Tom Peck @tompeck]

Fun fact: Pep and Fergie both got their jobs at Man City and Man Utd when they were 45. At this point, Sir Alex had eighteen more years to go…

[G @Gideoomatic]

Maresca

[Amerikanets 📉 @ripplebrain]

IN MY HOME. WHERE MY WIFE SLEEPS. WHERE MY ADULT CHUD SON GOONS.

[Watcher @watcher_49]

@paul_hearty1 Awful view. Bastardise the entire occasion by having it in a half filled ground, just to appease bandwagon fans

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

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