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[Watch Tower @watchguardkeep]

@PaulEmbery @michaelwhite Weird, nasty bloke

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Nothing was called ‘UK’ until remarkably recently. This horrid initialism rose to prominence within my short lifetime.

The United Kingdom has historically been known as Britain.

It’s the British Army, not the ‘UK’ Army. It’s HM Government, not ‘UK’ Government. STOP THIS SICK FILTH.

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

WOW. This exchange in the House of Commons reveals the problem.

Jim Allister:

“What is being done to stop the importing of alien cultures in which people think it is acceptable to try and behead somebody?”

Hilary Benn: “sorry, what do you mean by alien cultures?”

[Watch Tower @watchguardkeep]

@irishpatriot91 Burner phone?

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@HCH_Hill Always miss out "the" boils my piss

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@linmeitalks Why even tweet this

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@ReemAmirIbrahim Skilled worker route and student routes are both a farce

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@AzarilMalak Why not rear view mirror? Genuine

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@OlayemiKomolaf4 Thank you, the itchy anus pulled me into this post and I have all four

[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

You must be gutted it’s too late to prosecute them.

[Watch Tower @watchguardkeep]

@FraserNelson Would have dropped further without them, when looking at the stats regarding the perpetrator. We could be living in China/Dubai levels of petty crime

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@Tom_Rowsell @JaydaBF Desi?

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@Landeur Ancestry DNA test, can't argue with that

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@ForeverCDL @bazinga_smith He is crashing out hard "I am not afraid" etc etc. I actually think the guy might be quite thick

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@bazinga_smith @ForeverCDL I look at ebay feedback and length registered. I'd only consider someone using ebay 10+ years with a British name. I check their whatsapp picture (using my separate number). I'd then speak to them on the phone, this hasn't failed me yet.

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@GavinMoodie @TheEconomist .....semantics....why are you like this

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@babydumpling24 @TheEconomist true

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@ForeverCDL Also never meet people at your home address when selling a vehicle? thought this was basic shit, I suppose we all have our moments to be fair to him.

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@ForeverCDL This is one of his strangest tweets, still can't figure out what he was thinking

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@GavinMoodie @TheEconomist Also even if the "net" pace has technically slowed it's still a huge increase each year compared to historic levels