Why were you

[Why were you @watching_that]

Please, don’t tell mo-o-o-om

[Yo, what are we @about_to_do]

Yo, drink this vodka, down the hatch. Come on

[you know what im @about_tosayit]

i dont care that you broke your elbow.

[Theres Only One Thing @worsethnarapist]

a child

[whos the hottest uber driver @youveever_had]

um I never went to oovoo javer

[Hurricane Katrina? @more_like__]

Hurricane Tortilla

[Wait A Minute @Mr__Postman__]

Eeehhhhheeeehhhhh

[Yes @she_is_a__bitch]

B-I-C-T-H

[hi @weIcome____to]

chili's

[um excuse me @areukyliejenner]

oh sorry bye

[Mother Trucker @__DuUdE__]

that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

[there is only one thing worse than @_a_rapist]

A CHILD

[look @at_all_those]

chickens

[im a bad @bitch_you_cant]

kill me

[its @an_avocado_]

thanks

[Bitch @i_hope_the]

fuck you do you gonna be a dead son of a bitch i’ll tell you that

[dzy @wtfDZY]

i’m 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read