The writers are
INEBRIATED.
The set is on
FIRE.
The sound system is
FUCKED.
The actors are
PHYSICALLY ASSAULTING
each other.
The crew is in open
REVOLT.
Adrien Brody has
10 SECONDS
to introduce Sean Paul
as the Rasta Man
or the network
is pulling the plug.
John Belushi is ON COCAINE. Chevy Chase is being RUDE. Someone UNPLUGGED A MICROPHONE. There are FOUR SECONDS to air. This show will never make it, let alone not for fifty seasons. It will never spawn a movie about an androgynous person named Pat. Give up now, Lorne...
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