Molly Marie Griffin

James Earl Jones impersonator.

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Psyched for this Beyonce concert on the National Mall. I hear there's going to be a special guest!

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@Sherlock_DC Is that... Mr. Wickham?

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Elizabeth Warren @elizabethforma takes back the lion's den. Commence singing of Sweet Caroline. #Warren #ma #home

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@ramoshkins @junematics LADIES I abdicate my victory to the Dems bc America wants - nay, DESERVES - to get some ass tonight. #badonkawonk

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@junematics @ramoshkins this explains so much about my sex life

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Oh also this happened: http://t.co/opRX88U2

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Sometimes the worst drawings turn out to be the BEST drawings #Romnstein

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Futuromna http://t.co/phkCm0Ov

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@AlejandroDaJ I warned you there would be dinosaurs. I did not lie.

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Sex advice! Now with more dinosaurs. http://t.co/t4qld0wD

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Parrots, for example, have nothing worthwhile to say.

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It is a rare bird that both knows useful information and can communicate it effectively.

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Sign up for new FacebookDigest: Guy You Like was tagged in a photo with Girl That's Prettier Than You. Other people's vacation. High school.

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Clarification: I mean doing work at Starbucks. Working at Starbucks is probably like conducting a subway car that never moves.

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Working at Starbucks is like spending the day in a subway car that never moves.

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@junematics dawww thanks june!

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Hot journalism tip: Go to law school.

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If I recall correctly, this is how all my relationships started in college: http://t.co/uqLpGIp6

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This shit is in the Library of Congress, after all.

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Clarification for posterity: today's guitar/monster truck/dick drawing was in reference to the flowery Google doodle for Int'l Women's Day.