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@spreadshirt As a "queer" this is pretty shitty on the front page of your most prominently listed retail section. http://t.co/TKhZzcTL3I

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@fmorizio how's life in the hood b? http://t.co/oDzV35Cm33

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@fmorizio not even sorry #hostagram

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@Delta thanks that was fast

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@Delta could you plz dim the lights for takeoff

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@fmorizio B a Pyrat after your HOLIDAY PARTY

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We found a @SteinwayAndSons at @NASAGoddard woop woop

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@BurgerKing when did you start selling chicken biscuits with half the chicken cut off?

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@fmorizio I officially accepted

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@AmericanU Seriously?

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@Krockpot stop that bull #gurl

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@fmorizio huss

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@fmorizio but to the point https://t.co/YtVxYkP2aZ

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@fmorizio why aren't you on facebook anymore it's annoying

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@Krockpot suck it osu #eliteswagnosity

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@Walmart in dc is delightful

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@fmorizio teflon dental floss

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Breaking my long twitter silence

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so my pizza's got a hole in it how lovely