🌈WaterMasterZee🌈

25+ A simple nonbinary (they/them) gamer, writer, historian who has too many types of tea. Freelance plushie maker. instagram: @watermasterzee

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[🌈WaterMasterZee🌈 @watermasterzee]

@FitbitSupport just want to say, your Charge 2 was the best. Mine lasted me almost a decade with 4 wristband replacements. In actual tears saying goodbye. It still wants to live! But the screen is done. RIP my time keeping compatriot 😭😭
#bestfitbit

[🌈WaterMasterZee🌈 @watermasterzee]

@UndyingHunter New game

[🌈WaterMasterZee🌈 @watermasterzee]

3 issues with #dispatch
1: Robert doesn't wear an undershirt. Ever. Give the man an undershirt.
2: Invisigal's inhaler. IT ALWAYS HAS THE CAP ON! I have the same one! Leave the cap off at least!
3: More romance options. But that's what fanfic is for so mostly a moot point.

[🌈WaterMasterZee🌈 @watermasterzee]

@JojoFran91 -motions at whole group- there are many options. For many preferences. Heck. Allow poly.

[mapotofu 🍷☀️ @dearestwangxian]

MY DREAM HAS BEEN FULFILLED. GREEK GOD WANGXIAN AU

[Neal-Illustrator @IllustratorNeal]

Just A Man Animatic just went LIVE over on my YouTube!

https://t.co/ijkYBPGZVU

[Neal-Illustrator @IllustratorNeal]

Show me something DIVINE! #famtheon

[Emily Chen @emichen88]

I'll just....leave this here....aaand run away...

‼️SPOILERS FOR CASS APOCALYPTIC SERIES

Original web series here by @ somerandomdudelmao:
https://t.co/JryebG67n9

Youtube: https://t.co/sumKrs1HF7

#rottmnt #cassapocalypticseries #futuredonnie #casseries #animation

[maria @gremlinyibito]

yiling laozu & wei wuxian &
the ghost general wen ning

[🌈WaterMasterZee🌈 @watermasterzee]

IT'S SNOWING! I'M SO HAPPY! #winterwonderland #frozentexas

[Flame (炎) @yanti8ve]

This is the best tgcf commercial in 2024 🤭

[🌈WaterMasterZee🌈 @watermasterzee]

Slight context. I overheard him saying this to him team online. No actual priests were harmed in the playing of this game 😆

[🌈WaterMasterZee🌈 @watermasterzee]

Unhinged out of context things I've heard my roommate say while playing video games: so I have a confession to make. I killed my priest.
A few minutes later: and then he took a grenade. So yes. I sacrificed my priest.
Me:...what game are you playing?!
Him: zombie survivor game

[☆Flon☆ ⛄️ (CMS CLOSED) @FlonFlonFlon]

I cut them tgt & played a bit more with the colors & shapes for a (hopefully) more pleasant look!

+improvised bgs for the two who don't have a cape
o(-(

#dickgrayson #nightwing #jasontodd #redhood #timdrake #redrobin #damianwayne #robin #cassandracain #batgirl #stephaniebrown

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo feels so lucky to have a friend like Mr. Andrew. Thank you for making Elmo feel smarter, stronger, and kinder. Elmo loves you. ❤️

[Neal-Illustrator @IllustratorNeal]

GOD GAMES ANIMATIC IS LIVE ON MY YOUTUBE!

https://t.co/CubJ8Xuq0n

[Myrling_Art @Myrling_Art]

Point of view:
You are three apples tall and you are faced with something so big that your halfling body can barely grasp what it's looking at.

#CriticalRoleFanart #Fanart #MightyNein #BellsHells #Orym #Caduceus #CriticalRole #NeinHells #Comic #ForcedPerspectiveOrSomething

[cam 🌙 @_delilahs_dogs]

#CriticalRoleSpoilers just some of my favorite clips from the episode