Wyatt L

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Toad ran across the meadow. He ran as fast as his short legs could carry him.

[philosophy for life @philosophy_life]

“No man was ever wise by chance”

― Seneca

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

do ze american children veally have to wake up at 6:30 for schoolëndayen? here in swenorwitzischland ze children are zoftly avoken at 11:07 and airlifted to classenroomen.

[Wyatt L @watlsing2]

@Rrrrnessa You mean like this Jewish person losing a role for her support of Israel?

I am 100% sure you will find a snaky way to say it doesn't count or it's a lie, but then why should anyone believe you, on your own account of things?

Stop your biased falsehoods

https://t.co/R9ZOzJ9NT6

[Novelle art. @artistryhere]

like a claude monet painting.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

The second to last guy to steal the land is the rightful owner of the land for all time.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

musical lion, france, 14th century

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

oh, to be a peaceful little plant sleeping in the ground

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

feeling a deep sense of kinship with the 15th century flemish illustrator who drew this adorable tiny dog crawling through the page of a manuscript 🥹

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

From the makers of 2 beers… introducing: 3 beers

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

whenever i feel stressed and anxious i just sit down for about 20 minutes and breathe calmly. it does not help at all

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“My seeds will not grow,” said Toad.

“You are shouting too much,” said Frog, “These poor seeds are afraid to grow.”

[wint @dril]

removing the "greenest Balls" guinness book record is a slap in the face to guys who have spent 40 years making their balls green

[milk @milkstrology]

“how did you know i was a leo?”

[aeva @aevaeavaevevave]

four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Remember those two years when everyone pretended like Halo Top ice cream tasted good?

[milk @milkstrology]

“how did you know i was a scorpio?”

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'My seeds will not grow,' said Toad.

'You are shouting too much,' said Frog, 'These poor seeds are afraid to grow.'