Sheldon Cooper

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Id smoke a cigar with this guy any day of the week

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Makes me question my holiday choices knowing sewage gets dumped outside the resort… those beach walks don’t seem as attractive now @Butlins

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@nexta_tv @nexta_tv https://t.co/4G4RiVLaXH

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@OliLondonTV https://t.co/4G4RiVLaXH.

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@NathanJHarding Really lol! Been that long 🤣

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Nothing quite like a rose bush being delivered upside down…. Maybe they should have left clear instructions on the box 🤷🏼#evri

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@MentalHealthCop @MarkH_Photo @MentalHealthCop so you don’t have to pay tax or and fuel duty on stolen fuel.. so that tank of stolen fuel doesn’t cost £70 but next to nothing.. hence when you at the actual loss it isn’t worth the hassle.

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@sainsburys one of your members of staff finding it acceptable to call others a wanker whilst in your uniform as they feel they need both lanes of the road to drive in. From the #horsham branch

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@WSCCNews do your licences taxis have exemption to park on zig zags? This one does it every day…

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@toniandguyworld is it fair/right to charge a cancellation charge for a sick child the same amount as an adult. Child hair cut £30, £30 cancellation charge. Full adults hair cut you only get charged £30! All we wanted to do was reschedule. Terrible attitude from manager #horsham

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@UKCopHumour @UKCopHumour why not start a petition. Only needs 100000 to get discussed in Parliament 😂 https://t.co/Gf06D2Sknp

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@easyJet Sue would like to know why we left Gatwick to Faro via the North Terminal but return via the South?

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@WSCCNews how is it right you ticket us for parking on Zig Zags outside schools but your minibus parks on these at both littlehaven and Northolmes. Been going in for months now!

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@LSA did anyone leave their bag on the train last night? Please DM to arrange return 👍🏻

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@TLRailUK Can you update your systems that the bag belongs to a Jim Mackney. If he calls I can return.

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@TLRailUK found this between three bridges and Horsham?? What happens to found property?

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@TLRailUK I’m off the train now.. can’t divert to Horsham…. Is there a phone number to report. Would have left in the train but some would may steal

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@TLRailUK There’s some expensive stuff in it so not kea inv it on the train

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@TLRailUK Can you tell me a station which has some staff at it????

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@SouthernRailUK I get a train 5 days a week. There is a beggar (crack head) pretty much on every journey. Where are the guards?!!!