Paul Watkins

General manager, player, parent and U9 manger at Long Lane Jfc, please don't ask me why

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

@POferries
This is a joke it's taken 7 hours to park up at Calais to catch the 01:00 ferry which I should have caught at 19:15 but didn't because of the incompetence of your management and I'm still here at 01:05 with no ferry and nothing from yourselves

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

@POferriesupdate

What the f*** is happening at the port of Calais someone please update us all waiting for two hours and not moving

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

Two years ago you couldn't get my boys in the bathroom, now you can't get them out
All I want is a nice cooling shower😡

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

Watching the six million dollar man on Legend
Absolutely quality 🤣🤣

[Julian Kent Pro Images @Julian_KPI]

Happy New Year @TheGillsFC fans! Let’s kick off 2025 with a bit of a giveaway!

Who wants a Scott Malone signed match worn shirt?

Make sure you hit that follow button and reshare our post.

We will pick a winner on 8th January (that’s my birthday BTW!) 😉

#Gills #GFC

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

@davidsparks4 ,🤣 I always told you I was a bright spark,😶‍🌫️

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

Right that's it after that England performance I'm going to attach my testicles to the national grid just to liven up my evening

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

Is it wrong to have this at 8.15 in the morning?

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

https://t.co/LgNRF5hSNQ

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

Ham egg and chips for Christmas starter superb made my day

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

@GkDevelopment1 Congratulations Lee and congratulations to your family

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

With girls and women's football growing so quickly why doesn't the FA include FGM Training.
It should be mandatory

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

Watching Ted Lasso with my son
What a funny series

[Longlanejfc @longlanejfc]

It's with great sadness that we have to announce the passing of Dicky Morgan.
Our thoughts and prayers are with his family and wife Linda.
Dicky was a great servant to Long Lane and will be sorely missed by many at the club, especially his great friend Mick Northwood.

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

Now we are cooking

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

Love this place

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

1st bus ride in 2 years love it

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

My boy trying to look like Jimmy Bullard

[Longlanejfc @longlanejfc]

Men’s senior open trials
@KCFL1516 @KentishFootie @NKCollege1 @UniKent @UniofGreenwich @findaplayer @purelyplayers @theplayerfinder @PTeamfinder #playerswanted #upthelane

[Paul Watkins @wattersuk01]

I played a game of football today and afterwards I met Marc Joel Bola form Middleborough FC.
What a gentleman, It was a pleasure to talk to him.
Good luck sir for next season.
I now can't walk because I thought I was 20 again,🙈