Masterpiece

I love more. I wrote a little, then got bored. I read a lot, to get more bored. Born #MUFC|| Language is my 1st pet🧘🏾‍♂️

Anti-Marc-Skinner

[Masterpiece @Wavebeaten]

@WakoCD_ @silkyplaymaker Sangante?

[S👻 @scrapytweets]

£40,000,001

[Masterpiece @Wavebeaten]

@utdrobbo Replace Dalot with maz.

[Masterpiece @Wavebeaten]

@anon_opin You're so fun at parties, aren't ya?

[dbola @db0Ia]

no way😭😭😭😭

[The Tactical Times @Tactical_Times]

Liverpool should sign Isak for no other reason than his name doesn’t wreck my autocorrect. Szoboszlai and Ekitike are killing me.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

"You need to be aware what kind of football you really want to play. A little bit of pressing? Come on, what is a little bit of pressing? A little bit of pressing is like a little bit of pregnant. Either you are pregnant or not? Either you want to play pressing or not?"

[Masterpiece @Wavebeaten]

@utdsnaps Then just get Hayden hackney. To me he's better than Angelo Stiller.

[Masterpiece @Wavebeaten]

@Cavani999999 Hackney instead of Rogers imo.

[Masterpiece @Wavebeaten]

@DeadlineDayLive @FabrizioRomano Bargain

[Masterpiece @Wavebeaten]

The right woman doesn't abUSE her freedom. She ELxUDES it.

[Sonia Ankunda @AkankundaSonia]

The right man doesn’t take your freedom. He funds it.

[KylePVFC @KPVFC10]

No.17 Ed Sheeran is an interesting choice going into the season as his legs don't work like they use to before.

[dax @DaxUtd]

how that 30% off premium offer's moving

[Pauly Kwestel @pkwestel]

Another signing that ignores the midfield problem, leading to another season of being overrun in midfield which will cause poor results and subject the current players to be accused of “not trying”/“not playing for the shirt”

How can you not be excited?!?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"stick to menswear"

[HANZ @hanzpro256]

This guy who always tells me "I married my friend" is busy asking me for a weekend plan. Nobiha.... You will spend the whole weekend with her.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

So you hate waffles?

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza...11 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it.
This year I celebrated my 37th birthday. I feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I've grown into a completely new man...one that i'm proud of. check this out...

[The Nostalgia Merchant @_LOHI_]

God the first lottery in life is really the family you're born in

[Engineer Faisal @PyeparFaisal]

Makerere had an operation last week where they were killing stray dogs 😂