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Heavy is the sack that holds the nuts

[jum @wavyjummy]

Seeing an alarming amount of people in wheelchairs at the casino rn

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@curtin_hunter The great noticing

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Walking up the stairs behind some fat chick… she looks back angry thinking I’m looking up her skirt. I’m just hoping she doesn’t fall backwards and make me have to pull an Indiana Jones to escape

[jum @wavyjummy]

@curtin_hunter The great noticing

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@CracraftFan Bruh I wouldn’t react like this unless it was at least 5 inches lmao

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Fat people are literally the elephants in the room if you think about it

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@wakeupyoshi I’d date Angel, she could dribble my balls

[jum @wavyjummy]

Hearing to fat people talk about food is a bit awkward. Some fat chick tried telling me she refused to eat McDonald’s… can’t really do much but shake my head in disbelief. You can boycott McDonald’s all you want, but if you float in the swimming pool, I’m not listening

[jum @wavyjummy]

I was peeing in a urinal. A man walks in and chooses to pee in the urinal directly next to me, rather than in one of the 12 or so other open urinals. Is this weird or was he lowkey dominancemaxxing?

[jum @wavyjummy]

Assert your dominance by pooping in public. A man must poop whenever and wherever they please

[jum @wavyjummy]

Not to glaze

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LUCKI is so tough, getting deep in the discography recently

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Instagram has gotten so trash mane

[jum @wavyjummy]

It’s so common to hear people talk about how much they drink, but then they’re actually too afraid to follow through. Like they’ll joke about how they are ‘alcoholics’ but they’ll have like 3 drinks and uber home at midnight

[jum @wavyjummy]

@theblockspot For the record, I never wanted them to get rid of Darnold for Wilson, automatically qualifying me to be a better GM than whoever the fuck authorized that. The Jets need to stop trying to please everyone and just stick with a fucking plan though. Or just make me GM

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

From Geno Smith
To Matt Simms
Michael Vick
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Bryce Petty
Josh McCown
Sam Darnold
Trevor Siemian
Luke Falk
Joe Flacco
Zach Wilson
Mike White
Josh Johnson
Chris Streveler
Aaron Rodgers
Tim Boyle
Tyrod Taylor
Justin Fields
Brady Cook
& the Jets are back to Geno Smith.

[jum @wavyjummy]

@NFL_DovKleiman Shut the fuck up fool

[jum @wavyjummy]

Heavy is the sack that’s holds the nuts

[Dan Hollaway @DanHollaway]

I keep hearing she’s woke. Don’t care.

No idea what his politics are. Don’t care.

They both love America. The end.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

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