Chris

Orthotic Assistant, chef, musician, father, cancer survivor, and perpetual challenger...just trying every day to be the best human I can.

[Chris @way2blue]

@saniyafatma1278 Zero sympathy!! You should really rethink this post, and your dumbass decisions

[Chris @way2blue]

@ChristinaPushaw @lukebryan

[Chris @way2blue]

@twintell2 I’ve got some sweeet oceanside property for sale in Missouri…I’m sure you’ll be interested

[Chris @way2blue]

@AdeemTheArtist @lukebryan @trans_empowered Let the crickets proceed

[Chris @way2blue]

@bonnieupright I can’t believe it took some of you this long to realize what a complete douche canoe @lukebryan is…a lot of us in Nashville have known for years!!

[Chris @way2blue]

@TimRunsHisMouth No, but you’re still a fucking idiot

[Chris @way2blue]

@33Tribe @Turbo_Sportsnet @gmannVOLS Hahaha…okay junior, whatever you want to say

[Chris @way2blue]

@mmpadellan @TwitterSupport It’s still up my friend

[Chris @way2blue]

@JoJoFromJerz

[Chris @way2blue]

@yoginigangsta Wait…so you weren’t flirting with me when you did that??

[Chris @way2blue]

@TimRunsHisMouth Why do you regularly imitate a man? I mean, the questions are endless.

[Chris @way2blue]

@Jim_Jordan Your ass misses President Trump’s dick.

[Chris @way2blue]

@TimRunsHisMouth You’re a fucking worthless waste of carbon

[Chris @way2blue]

@HerschelWalker …this is you, right? Captain Family Values??

[Johnny 🇬🇷🇺🇦🎹 @JohnnyKeyz82]

BREAKING: A ninth woman has come forward and asserted that Herschel Walker has had 3 kids with her, asked her to get 3 abortions, then cheated on her with her sister’s cousin (who also had a kid with Herschel).

[Chris @way2blue]

@SovCit13 it’s too bad you’re a complete fucking idiot.

[Chris @way2blue]

@cousin_Paxton That would be me!

[Chris @way2blue]

@staceylynnMomo1 @MattOswaltVA Oh for fuck’s sake lady, lighten up!

[Chris @way2blue]

@WDWords Wow