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You might not know this, but people are born all the time, not in groups, all at once, but individually.

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That moment when you teach your daughter the story of Perseus and Medusa—

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I’m seeing lots of confusion and insecure comments on Facebook today. If you’re not a mother or a mother figure to someone, you’re either a celebrator of Mother’s Day (because you have/had a mother to celebrate), or... https://t.co/dGEtPi9FEY

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The year was 1994 when I had my first publication. The editor-in-chief (my teacher, Ms. [insert teacher name here]), called my Juvenilia derivative of Hemingway, but popular demand and financier pressure forced it into print. R.I.P. Ms. [insert teacher name here].

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It’s elevating to North Korea levels in Venezuela right now — power outages for days, starvation, armed security everywhere, wide spread propaganda, fear of speaking out, and government dependency to the point of obediently putting on parades for... https://t.co/3bKy8Ezwfg

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“You ever study the 2nd law of thermodynamics? The state of decay, that’s what we are.” — Old guy talking to another old guy at See’s Candies today

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Big thank you to my sweet wife, Jolene Smades, who worked on the side to buy me a hotel room for a night, so I could work on my writing. I had snacks and Monsters and even cash for my favorite philly cheese steak in... https://t.co/4RPHRgJkpV

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