Wayne State Drunker

Better than Wayne State Drunk. We're just here for the boys and booze.

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

Jackie *wakes up*
Jackie, "Guys! I only have one contact in!"
15 mins later
Jackie, "So should I put the other one in or take this one out?"

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

Becaw made it in!!! 2nd bus in a row.

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

Me: *gives Jackie a drink*
Jackie, "Reincarnation!"

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

Jackie, "My friends are the type of people that always puke when they go out."

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

"So far the bar has been playing old Nickelback songs. And tanner has been saying he has gotten the cds for Christmas."

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

"You know he has to be rich, he buys super likes"

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

Jackie, "Risky starting with vodka so soon"
Me, "What do you think is in your palm breeze?"
Jackie, "There's alcohol in here?"

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

Money can't buy happiness, but it can by rogain and hair plugs.

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

"What shot should we get him?"
"Three Wise Men?"
"You will kill him!"
"Okay Apple Pucker then"

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

"Where is he staying tonight?"
"Apparently not at his girlfriend's... Or ex girlfriend's "

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

I just want to go to @BeerandonFish basement at 925 Logan and listen to The House That Built Me

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

When a guy asks for ur numba at the bar

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

*demonstrates how to put on deodorant*
Bartender, "Do you need anything?"
"No"

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

Same guy *talking about cows having sex* "idk but it mooed. It mooed a lot"

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

Guy at the bar, "Like how many hairs on your head equals $1?"

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

Spent all my bar money on professors

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

Nope, actually don't remember the night out either #blacked

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

"You won't remember the night you stayed in studying, but you'll remember the night out with your best friends"

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

Boy at the bar, "my favorite band was the Goo Goo dolls"
Asht, "Why don't you slide?"

[Wayne State Drunker @wayneamerica]

Canceled out hotel room. Need a place to stay. Asking for a friend in Manhattan? #fakepattysday2016 #boyscomeatus