Wayne Cotter

Standup Comedian, Event Emcee and Keynote Speaker. Veteran of Tonight Show, Letterman, Bill Maher ... and also a former computer engineer.

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

Some more live shows in the Philly area this weekend! Friday and Saturday at The Comedy Cabaret in Doylestown.
https://t.co/zzq9IsoyfU

[Comedy Cabaret Comedy Clubs @ComedyCabaret]

GO HERE FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE - https://t.co/yHlMexNQt4

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

Listening to #hardfork podcast. Re the futuristic "Orb" talk: Really? A one-world ID? Not good. No thanks. Maybe this futuristic orb, though.
https://t.co/l85NkOCC3s

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

My favorite kind of stuff. Past views of tech and robots. And there were actually *two* video phone calls in 2001. Omitted: Poole receives a video call from his parents while onboard Discovery One. (Not live because of distance, but eerily like today's inane zoom calls)

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Futuristic tech in retro movies: Prescient, predictive or phony? https://t.co/I1V9Jp29FZ

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[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

Another Philly Area club date this coming Friday 2/21 @comedycabaret Bucks County. Looking forward!

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

Holy cow I'm back with @theitilexperts to emcee #Pink20 starting tomorrow at @Bellagio! I know a little about #ITIL but a lot about #Batman.

[Pink Elephant @theitsmexperts]

We look great already! #Pink20 #ITIL @AXELOS_GBP

[Joe Conklin @RealJoeConklin]

Wed, February 5th, don't miss @ComicBobNelson from @HBO Comedy Special and @waynecotter from Fox TV @comicstriplive for some big laughs at CONKLIN'S COMEDY NIGHT @parx in OLIVETO!
Tickets are only $20 and include your first drink! https://t.co/3lNk3GMvlr

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

Philly dates this wk! Fri Jan 31 I’ll be at @ComedyCabaret in Bucks County, PA at 9PM. Next Wednesday Feb 5 at @parxcasino in Bensalem, PA.

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

@PinkerDavid Musk immediately fired the window engineer and hired the guy who developed the metal balls.

And it gets worse. Musk was driving it home and the entire truck fell apart when a pigeon pooped on it.

https://t.co/1eI3GRWzzx

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

@PinkerDavid Musk says it worked twice when they were practicing before the presentation. Two paraphrased old showbiz sayings:
- Good rehearsal, bad show.
- Break a leg, but not two.

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

Happy to announce new thing! I'm talking about Tech and Science news. https://t.co/foo94tvSOJ

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

It's actually least common multiple so forgive me for dumbing it down. Answer: for packages of 8 buns and 12 hot dogs you (still!) need multiples of 24. And I don't know what you mean by age. I stay young by not eating hot dogs.

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

I’ve got some appearances in the Philadelphia area coming up! This South Jersey variety show is next week. Looking forward!

https://t.co/ybmeLHutwY

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@waynecotter did not disappoint tonight! What a wonderful way to end the #agmaabma Annual Meeting!

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

@S_Ry_Dh Yep that was me with the I (heart) to party shirt getting knifed in the chest in Spy Hard!

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

Cats are like bad bosses. They have to think everything was their idea. #ThursdayThoughts

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

Looking forward to doing a tech-heavy show at #cioboston!

[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

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[Wayne Cotter @waynecotter]

Hello South Jersey! Back at Borgata Comedy Club in Atlantic City tonight, Saturday 6/3, one night only, with old friend @ComicJimDavid.