customer: I have a return
me: alright it'll be just a little bit, desk doesn't open until 8.
customer: so can I do a return
me: at 8 when the desk opens
customer: but I have a return
me: okay. at 8 I can assist you
customer: 🙄🙄🙄🙄
@Grubhub what's up with the customer care chat? they cancelled my free Amazon membership trial with them without asking and they take 50 years to respond to a message then they transfer you to a "specialist" but really they just end the chat. A+ work, guys.
*finishing up getting gas*
attendant: oh one more thing. with the NASA sweater and your shoes I'm really digging your style
me, half dead one day post con: thank
lady on the phone: it's science. it's a fact. it doesn't always rain here. so you can't depend on the rain to wash the poison away.
#thingsiveoverheard