Waylon W. Werner

Theater Junkie w/ a penchant for Horror & all around sacrilege. In Lincoln, NE (but oh to be back in Chicago) with a wonderful husband and a kickass kid

[Waylon W. Werner @waywillie]

@VDimension4 Son is in love with this game. How can we play it on a macbook?

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@beargasm hot damn :)

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Is this thing still on?

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@RandyRainbow @Rosie @TheParamountNY well holy shit that will be an amazing show!

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@baronfrosti @BigFatty if that isn't a cry for help...I don't know what is :)

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I may have hit rock bottom... listening to @BigFatty because I miss his voice.

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Help @MrsYukaLayme raise money for local queer families adopting! Seeking any help anyone might be able to provide so she can represent her Miss Merry Christmas title well by giving the best benefit show ever!

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@LaLaLauren On Kickstarter, if they don't reach the goal you get the money back. Other sites...can be different.

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I really should remember that this place exists...

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@Kilted_Brewer Thanks! I figured as much :) but thought MAYBE You had some some secret ninja secret :)

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@Kilted_Brewer thinking about trying your "no special equipment" recipe, but I have a question. How in do you get the oranges OUT when done

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Thank you @katiecandraw for the new illustration. Sad we couldn't do it in person at @c2e2 this year, but glad you offer mail order!

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@AnnaKFaris Just saw an article that you have a train-obsessed son. The struggle is real in this household as well (mine is 2.5 yo).

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https://t.co/Etiwar4e7b

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Ugh @lyft & @Uber why have an option to schedule a ride (24hr in advance) if you can't confirm a driver.

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@Macys_Chicago please up you game in the walnut room. 1 hour no refills and no food. Guest traveled by train just to visit #disappointed

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Travel soundtrack brought to you by @HamiltonMusical, #hammixtapes & @leslieodomjr new album. We're a streak of blue through the red states

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@TODAYshow Little Bad Wolf, Big Red (#huskers), Red Hat Lady Grandma. #HalloweenTODAY

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Come see me at Panic Bar on 2016-09-16 21:30! - Details on @DragMyCity.

[Waylon W. Werner @waywillie]

Bwha I made a rap song in #AutoRap by #Smule, and it's awesome. Listen to it here: https://t.co/WpRCTl8G3P