wayz

Vice President at Tenba and Shimoda Designs

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@Timodc Would have been great if “Why We Did It” came out three years ago. I could have saved a few thousand dollars in therapy bills. But I appreciated it nonetheless.

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@LindseyHein It’s funny seeing a lot of these recommendations and remembering them well. My son is 13 now, but in 3rd grade, he *loved* Notebook of Doom, Magic School Bus and 39 Clues. At bedtime, when I did the reading, I enjoyed the Wildwood series, which I consider almost Harry Potter good

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I plan to start dressing only in the ridiculously incredible outfits worn by Elizabeth Harmon in The Queen’s Gambit, so if anyone is looking to buy some lightly used 31x32” men’s trousers please hit me up.

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It's a shame I'm not a fan of Guinness, because otherwise I could make these 4PM beverage transitions from coffee to beer without getting a new glass.

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@mattfitwriter Thankful for this tweet letting me know it’s finally been released. Buying it now.

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We’ll know we’ve finally reached the end of brand collaborations when you see a box at the grocery store that says “Frosted Flakes X Head and Shoulders”. #frostedflakes #headandshoulders

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@IwriteOK That number is insane. And the show is truly that good.

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I bet the people who lived through Watergate never thought they’d see something like it again. And I bet they REALLY didn’t think that most of them would side with the criminal the second time around. @realDonaldTrump

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You can never truly know how flexible people are until you’ve seen them contort themselves to defend #DonaldTrump.

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@Smogranch I've spent years wishing you were more stable.

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@MoviePass_CS I have to believe that there are people on the other end of this twitter feed. But after two unsuccessful attempts at service via email, and one unsuccessful conversation via Twitter DM, and two more unsuccessful conversations via the app, I am left to wonder...

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@MoviePass_CS I've emailed and had no response. Called and been hung up on. Written via chat in the app and had no response. How do I resolve an issue ongoing for three months?

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@Smogranch @tenbabags @NABShow Wow. This gives me warm feelings where my gray rock of a heart normally sits in a cold chamber.

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If words in normal conversations had the same meaning as they do in real estate listings, then every time a guy was described as "charming," it would mean that he's under four feet tall.

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@Smogranch Wirecutter says the best iPad Pro case is made by Subaru.

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@SpotifyUSA How is it possible to get to version 8.0 for iOS and still not be able to sort alphabetically?

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@stanhoraczek So sad. I'm sorry to hear the news. Thanks for all the great coverage, comments and feedback over the years.

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A novelty t-shirt is a socially acceptable way to wear a low IQ score on your chest.

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Looking for a masculine way to say, "I'm a sucker for contrast stitching."

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One sign that @wnyc is influencing your 6-year-old: when he thinks something is crazy/weird, he says that it’s “Freakonomic.” @freakonomics