William

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How did they know to name the gap trail after me

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@emspizzaswift Omg

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@Booost_it @NCAADIII You truly are Dave’s son

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@DanBoyWonder The

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@johnkroencke

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@emspizzaswift emspizzaswift Bernie Madoff

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The stock market is not real

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@emspizzaswift 🫡

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Imagine thinking Scherzer wouldn’t give up a 2 run jack in the first inning of a playoff game. Couldn’t be me

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Scott Boras has taken everything from me

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@jeennuhhx3 Alexa knuck if you buck

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@janesepic Sry sry

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@sliperybronksit Do you think the folks in sitting in front of you who got doused in bold rock had a nice time

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@davidfoulkejr I’ve always said Virgilina is the heart of Garnet and Grey country 😤. All 150 people there

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Incredible work by me here

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Desperately trying not to think about how Tom Brady’s path to another super bowl is 3 home games against Jalen hurts, Matt Stafford, and Jimmy G

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@notthefakePMB We can only hope

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Desperately trying not to think about how Tom Brady’s path to another super bowl is 3 home games against Jalen hurts, Matt Stafford, and Jimmy G

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Derek Carr is the worst

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@ESabro3 Haha I’ve clearly had a lot of time on my hands the last few days

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Jingle all the way is a haunting depiction of desperate men driven to madness by supply chain crisis

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The mere existence of the Santa Clause and the ELF squad implies that Santa frequently dies or gets arrested/ broken out of jail while on the job